*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 1
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alucard is dracula spelled backwards the son of the best vampire in the world
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@ImprovmanZero ...and THAT would just piss him off. There's an 11th step he didn't tell anyone: You have to burn 5 lbs of porn and mix it's ashes with those of his body.
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Need more!!!
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Oh you know...
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A real fucking vampire.
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@takahata101 your a fucking voice god. you made alucard more badass lol
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@888fevertime I thought of them as I wrote it.
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This is the best hellsing abridged series ever.
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@ImprovmanZero Are you making these up? Because if you're not... dang, that 's through.
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It's a hundred Times more awesome XD
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"If you look deep into your heart... which is currently all over that tree"
Cracks me up every time
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YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS! "RAPE"
thewolfPrince 3 days ago 32
Step 1: Cut off his head
Step 2: Put head in jar of holy water
Step 3: Nail his body to the ground with a wooden stake through the heart
Step 4: burn the corpse
Step 5: Place the ashes into 13 vases
Step 6: Put mystic wards on the vases
Step 7: Separate the vases from one another.
Step 8: Bury the vases 8 feet into hollowed ground
Step 9: Surround each burial with a circle of salt
Step 10: Bury the head upside-down in the spot where the stake pierced the ground.
ImprovmanZero 2 days ago 29