Latest Thing to Offend Muslims

In Britain Librarians are being told to move Holy Books to the top shelf to avoid giving offence to followers of Islam.
Muslims have complained of finding the Koran on lower shelves, saying it should be put above commonplace things.
So officials have responded with guidance, backed by ministers, that all holy books should be treated equally and go on the top shelf together.

I have a brilliant idea to satisfy muslims and ensure that their holy book is at all times higher than its rivals.

"the first artificial object in space was not Sputnik 1but several months before, in 1957, a manhole cover was left on a 500 foot deep hole [during underground nuclear testing] . . . velocity was high enough for the manhole cover to have escaped not only from the Earth, but also from the solar system."

So to, ensure that the Koran remains forever uplifted, Simply dig a large vertical shaft in the Saudi desert. Place a H-bomb at the bottom and all korans on top. BOOM.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1148363/Libraries-Bible-shelf-sop-Mus...

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[AbuBakerSmith]

You gotta admit there are some crazy ass Muslims out there. I'm talking David Koresh, Jim Jones, Charles Manson, Harry Reid crazy.

[SteveWrathall]

I agree, all religions are crazy. Which is why we can do without the lot of them.

[tubey1980]

Enjoy burning in Hell asshole!!

Can't handle the truth...haha!

You must be one of those fucked up human beings...that got fucked up...lol...hahahahaha

[SteveWrathall]

Thank you for your beautiful demonstration of how religion is a degenerative brain disease.

[tubey1980]

Wel u keep teachin this stuf n see how u will be burning in hell for forgiveness askin 2 be put on earth again, so u can become a tru Muslim.

O yea FYI, maybe u need 2 grow up n face it, ISLAM has all the truth n u guys keep hidin it, u kno wer betta than u

I mean what happen to Neil Armstrong huh? the first man on the moon, we wer told that he's gone mental, well the truth is, he heard n saw the truth n the non-muslims couldn't hack it, so they drugged him up.

SO U GROW UP, U SAD LOW-LIFE!!!

[SteveWrathall]

You're making as much sense as a sack full of hammers.

[logansGT]

I'm highly offended every time I hear the word "Islam."

[nightowl8936]

I burn a Koran every 9/11 .. smoke rises.

[rahmanm06]

after u die u gonna be crying for allah in hell bitch hahaah all us muslims will be laughingfrom paradise at u jewish crap chrishtian shit heads

[rahmanm06]

this man is gay what the fuck is rong with u ugly shit

[TechnoB0T]

@TheRockZH

fuck pakistan. pakistan is 99.8% muslims!

[TechnoB0T]

why is the quran in the library in the first place?

[wonderwalliveforever]

@TheRockZH The politician who tried to save her life was Muslim. A Muslim who was trying to save an innocent Christian woman's life KNOWING that it put his own in danger. Why would you decline to mention that? Oh cause it would ruint he flow of all muslims are terrorists/killers.

[urheadonastick]

I think the Qur'an belong in the library toilet.

[KINGKHLOOD]

allh w akbr

iam muslm and you and all the not muslems will be burning in fire

la hwl wla kwt ala b allh

[stooncol619]

hah that wasnt funy hh

[philipofportugal]

I see from the comments you have been getting you have upset some nutters.

You might like Islam Watch it is run by ex-muslims of which there is quite a lot.

I did not know that someone complained about this...funny video.