Father Knows Best: How Did Adam & Eve's Kids Have Kids?
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Uploaded by AtheistMediaBlog on Jul 25, 2009
July 25, 2009 on FOX News with Father Jonathan Morris
via http://www.AtheistMedia.com
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Hey Father, stay on topic
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Okay let me get this straight. You claim that your holy book, known as "The Bible", is infallible, that it's always right. In this book the only mention of Adam and Eve's offspring is about Cain and Abel, nobody else. We have a problem here because if Adam and Eve did have more children then the bible is wrong, and if they didn't then the bible is still wrong. Wow. There goes your holy book.
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It was a myth people! For goodness sake it's not literal. He just didn't have the guts to say it on fox news.
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Adam and Eve did have many children not just 2 , they could have children between themself. A dam and Eve were created by God , and with God anything is possible,and humans in reality still do not know much, and they never will
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I love the way this has clearly never crossed his tiny mind before. I asked this when I was about eight. He's a professional religious freak, and he has never ever thought about it.
The correct answer, which he probably already knows, is ''The bible is fucking nonsense.'
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@Ub3rn00berer I'm on your side, but I'm inclined to remark that the retard gene would become more and more frequent, not diminish, because the gene pool would be utterly homogenous, i.e. same genes are passed down over and over again.
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Cain and Abel did commit incest and have children that were made of incest between brother and sister and that's why they came out retarded. As generation after generation continued, the retardnessness gene was diminished and so not everyone today is retarded, but many many people are. Unfortunately, these people retained the retard gene and they go around telling other people that being retarded is the correct way to be. These people are called "Christians".
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the system will use the kids!
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They used their mother
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@MachShot1337 He is not the creator of sin, but of free will. What those do with that free will is completely up to them. Sin is not of God, which leads to imperfection.
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They where hermaphroditic siblings. Then their descendants evolved to have two genders.
Funny thing is, the nonsense I just spouted makes more sense than anything in the Bible.
MithranArkanere 2 weeks ago 28
Religion is SO ridiculous...
dkthg 2 weeks ago 10