SNL Two A-Holes Adopt a Baby - PHS Talent Show 2008 (aka: Two Jerks)

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Frankie Love and Scarlet Sheppard (juniors at Parkersburg High School in Parkersburg, WV) perform as two of the most popular recurring SNL characters originally played by Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig. Guest appearance by junior Joey De'Senze as the adoption agent and Kirk Auvil as the disembodied laugh. Sorry for the bad sound quality! We do not own the rights to this sketch or the characters nor do we claim to have written any thereof!

Agent: Um, Denise, send the next couple in.
Husband: Yeah, we want to adopt a baby what kind you got?
Agent: All kinds.
Wife: Where do you keep the little babies?
H: Yeah, where's your showroom at?
A: We don't have a showroom. This is an adoption agency.
H: So, uh, what? We just pick one out of a catalog or something?
A: Why don't you have a seat.
H: All right let's do this. You guys take Visa, right?
A: That's not how this works.
H: I get it. Cash. You bring enough cash, babe?
W: Yeah.
H: Yeah we got enough cash.
A: Also not how this works. You see adoption can be a very difficult process.
H: Like Sudoku.
A: No.
H: Like the second season of Lost.
A: No.
W: Like escalators?
A: Why adoption?
W: I love the movie Annie.
H: You know little orphan Annie?
A: Yeah I'm familiar.
H: She was an old comic strip back in the day. Annie had no eyeballs. Then they made the movie version and guess what. Eyeballs.
A: What's your point?
W: We want our baby to have eyeballs.
A: Eyeballs. Check. Now, adopting a baby is a big responsibility. You guys thought this through? *phone rings* Hold on this will only be a second. Adlib (hey babe, how was the appointment? your test results? test results? I gotta call you back)
W: How many babies work here?
H: You work out?
W: What are diapers for again?
H: What do you squat?
W: Do babies chew gum?
H: How much you bench?
W: When can the baby be delivered?
H: Protein shakes.
W: Can it be next week, we're going out of town.
H: Protein shakes.
W: What do babies eat?
H: Protein shakes.
A: That was very rude. I was talking to my wife about her test results.
W: My wife.
A: What?
H: She was doing Borat. Babe, do Borat again.
W: My wife.
H: It's awesome right, she's super hot and she does a kickin' Borat impression. Right babe?
W: Yeah.
H: Yeah?
W:Yeah.
H: Yeah?
W: Yeah.
H: Yeah?
W: Yeah.
A: Yeah I think we're done here.
H: Babe, we're done.
W: Yay.
H: Show him the picture, babe.
W: We want our baby to look like this. *holds photo of Baby Gonzo*
A: Get out.
W: Where's my burrito?
H: Yeah, where's her burrito at?
A: Not since the seventh grade have I wanted to hit someone harder.
W: You look like a rabbit.
H: Yeah.
W: C'mon babe.
H: All right, let's do this.

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  • Stupid. Can't understand them

    jdp7743 5 months ago

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