I Can Hear The Sales (Harry Potter Parody)

"I Can Hear the Sales" (parody of "I Can Hear the Bells" from "Hairspray). Music by Marc Shaiman, Lyrics by Spencer Brown.

I Can Hear the Sales
Can't you see the dough?
Thanks to 'Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows'
And it was great when...

J.K. Rowling wrote a tale
Yes she moved me
My heart began to fail
When it hit me, I fell right off my chair
Seven fat books -she's a billionaire

'Cause in the first one, Harry learns to play Quidditch
Then in Book Two, there's a chamber...and a witch...
And then Book Three's about Azkaban...
Just four more books 'til we've reached the end and

I Can Hear the Sales
My wallet's thinning
I Can Hear the Sales
Rowling is grinning
Everybody says that a Muggle just like me
Can't win the heart of Hermione
'Cause I Can Hear the Sales
The register's chiming
I Can Hear the Sales
They're nickel and diming

I can't contain my thrills
'Cause I'll finally pay my bills
if I can marry -Harry!
I Can Hear the Sales
I Can Hear the Sales
I Can Hear the Sales

Spencer Brown in "Ban This! III: let Freedom Ring" at Bar Natasha in Kansas City, July 23, 2007.

Piano - Daniel Doss

Video by Richie Johnson

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[vixerella182]

random lmao

[LittleChocolateChip]

lol excellent ;)

[ricekirspies0h]

aha soo funny

i love it!

[Daichi27th]

Nice :)

[JessBabyOx]

haha it's funny =D