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"COYOTE UGLY ! " by blunt-ass Ted Pillman

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Uploaded by on Mar 4, 2008

"Coyote Ugly" was written by Ted after
taking a Guamanian girl to Burger King.
Under the bright lights she looked Coyote Ugly, and Ted looked Butt Ugly.
They quickly gobbled down the
$1.00 burgers, and both took off
seperately. This inspired this beautiful ballad. The one girl he'd never walk out on is the lovely young RENEE OLSTEAD. She's a new jazz singer, and actress. Ted says he'd marry her tomorrow. Who wouldn't?
Ted wouldn't mind meeting the actress named
PIPER PERABO --- SHE'S CUTE ! Ted would like to hear Vic Damone, Julius Larosa and Jerry Vale sing this sensitive piece of music.. "Coyote Ugly" such a beautiful song !

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  • :) :) :) Ted you are Handsome so don't worry about ugly people lol lol love you xxxx

  • @DollyAU I'm com[ared to the vintage Tony Curtis. It's almost tiring ! _ XXXX lol - Ted.

  • @DollyAU I'm compared to the vintage Tony Curtis. It's almost tiring ! _ XXXX lol - Ted.

  • Ted is the coolest old guy in the world I adore him and would like 5 minutes with anyone that say's anything nasty to him

    Suzy xxx lol

  • Coyote Ugly certainly will never be aimed

    your way. You got those big beautiful

    banjo eyes, and other full parts ! Australian born, Ted Pillman ! XXXX !

  • Ted Pillman is also Coyote Ugly !

    He's no Harrison Ford. Fun to watch.

  • He wished he he looked like Harrison Ford !

Top Comments

  • Ted is a hopeless romantic.

  • lol, even rapists pass you by, hahahaha!

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  • What a turn on. Hey, if I was gay I would be all over anyone else...

  • omfg your so scary im watching this at 12 am in the morning OMFG.. scary shiit sorry -__-!

  • Hey you look good in black...You do look handsome.....Anyway funny video.....Well done.

  • you look sexy, i'm falling for ya..

  • Sorry, Sir, but what the FUCK?

  • I think i had this dude as a substitue teacher for english class in 8th grade lol

  • loooool

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