Episode 1
"Stupid Ass Kids" - Music: I did not make the music nor do I claim any rights or royalties or anything of this nature for it. I am not selling it, I am not making money off of it, meerly using it for the purpose of artistic expression. All rights for use and distribution remain with their respective creators.
Soundclips include: Duke Nukem, Speed Racer, Doc Brown, Star Wars Cantina Song, SUPCOM soundtrack, Bioshocks circus of value, Cookie Monster, Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War sounds, Marvin Gaye, FUCK YOU BALTIMORE and many other I cant remember.
Episode 1 of our new wanna be knock off unofficial non-existent video series known as: Team Bacon Fuckin Off.
In this bit we get to know my new favorite Mingebag: Jingleballs. If you see him, steer clear, he is definitley a live one. He is probly somewhere between 5 and 8 years old, seemingly off his fucking meds, not all too sure on how Left 4 Dead 2 works, and his dada is waiting for him in the toolshed.
This was started for something completely different, but Jingleballs ruined it. What I originally intended this to be was a typical Team Bacon engagement strategy: Put your enemy at a complete and utter disadvantage with little to no hope of success, then hammer him without mercy untill he is dead or gives up.
The idea was to get on our server, enable all talk, spam sounds over the voip channel and use our vent server to speak with each other. We wanted to see how good a random group of people who dont know each other, cannot communicate without the enemy hearing it (if they can even hear over the voip spam), could do against a group of people who work very well together, have experience in doing so, have a complete advantage and the element of suprise.
For the most part, our social experiment was a success. Teams worked good together, somewhat, although it seemed the only people who actually stayed around long enough to produce results were Mingebags like Jingleballs.
The only stipulation was that the 4th man we had in mind had to work the next day so he could not join us, we had to settle for a random 4th who did not appreciate our tactics, but somehow could not manage to find and click the buttons to exit the game.
It comes as no suprise that we won, every round. Sorry to all those who were snared in our trap, because honestly we have nothing better to do. Also, we are Team Bacon and we dont like to play fair.
GO TEAM BACON.
Haha, I love the music, and the vocals.. well, just mic spam is fun, haha
TheNoickson 6 months ago
that kid sucks at everthing including trolling and thats something really hard to fail especially wen you have a high voice like that
flashywhistle 1 year ago
DOW 2 is actually the best Rts available. If people would like to get the game for totally free, you can find the full video game over at DOW2DownloadXcom (replace X with . ). I have, and I want to inform you the first player campaign is extraordinary!
charlycarlos59 1 year ago
if you need 1 more can and all your teamates are pined should you:say SCREW YOU GUYS IM GONNA WIN THE ROUND and go for the car with the gas canor:il save you then win
left4deadsparta23 1 year ago
Speed Racer ftw.
Your team seems like fun. Diggin' the name.
horohorosrin 2 years ago