Yo Mama Jokes
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yo mama is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone
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Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery
Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet.
Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!
Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party
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That was...? You guys dont know any good ones.
Yo mama so dirty, when she went to the beach she brought her own crabs.
Yo mama so greasy, she sweats crisco.
Yo mama's lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow I can't believe its not butter.
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so smelly she made speedstick slow down.
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Yo Momma so dumb she called the puzzle makers sayin' her puzzles were BROKEN. lol XD
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is it just me or in ever single one of his videos i can hear tory.
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yo mama so stupid she put peep hole in a glass door
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yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
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Yo mama so stupis she stole a free sample. yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry. Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.
Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
yo mama so stupid she thinks Thailand is a men's clothing store.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a toilet the toilet said
" A B C D E F G GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!!"
xD
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yo mama's so fat she wanted a water bed so they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean!
Breemi16 1 year ago 74
haha your facial expressions when u say your "yo mama" jokes are awesome :D
TalissaHiebert 1 year ago 32