The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most interesting man in the world- Dos Equis man.

He has unmasked an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

When it is raining, it is because he is thinking about something sad.

The pheromones he secretes have be known to affect people miles away, in a slight, but measurable way.

He once punched a magician. Thats right, you heard me.

His blood smells like cologne.

His hands feel like rich, brown suede.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body.

He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.

His organ donation card, also lists his beard.

Hes a lover not a fighter. But hes also a fighter, so dont get any ideas.

His reputation is expanding, faster than the universe.

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

He lives vicariously, through himself.

His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.

He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken.

People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.

He could disarm you with his looks or his hands, either way.

He can speak French, in Russian.

His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over 600,000 people live and work there.

He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.

Everytime he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.

Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.

If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost, and youd arrive at least 5 minutes early.

His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.

He is...the most interesting man in the world.

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[rohontsiawaks]

he is the reason Waldo is hiding...

[DavieDave59]

my favorite: "he once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels"

[vadimzdonutube]

even his enemies list him as an emergency contact

[BigBlue0002]

He boldly went where no man had gone before...on vacation. Twice...

[davisbr96]

He once punched a magician... that's right

[Swordisk]

He is the only to survive a Chuck Norris round house kick

[manodraka]

thumbs up if you read the description first and saw the last prep: He is...the most interesting man in the world. :))

[bsiffy]

The boogeyman checks his closet for him when he goes to sleep..

[Cassanova1111]

Cassanova don't always drink beer,but when he does he steals it from the most interesting man in the worlds limo!

[anfony22]

He parties every weekend.....with nuns.