Marlboro Man

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter, as long as it fits a Camel..

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[lkn4cgrmen]

Nice. You like an occasional cigar too?

[Linkrocks0]

How the fuck did I end up here... nice joke haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[DBSpy1]

Have fun with Lung Cancer.

[IAYEEYEIGH]

Damn, I love me a rugged smoking man ;))