Dane Cook - Sneezing Atheist

Hilarious clip from Dane Cook's standup comedy about an atheist. He goes off on rabbit trails a lot, so I tried to cut most of them out & keep it to the main storyline. NOTE: I never expected this video to get so many views... For those of you bitching about certain parts being edited out, for the record, I made this for a very specific group of people... not you. There are plenty of full, unedited videos out there you can watch. Enjoy!

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  Comedy

[tommy smith]

People actually cheering because he's a catholic, what?

[1991jordash]

"I hope some guy come out of the woods and chops him down" - How very Christian of you.

[MegaWaddledee]

Some of the people below me... Just.... No. FACEPALM

[IzzySarru]

I'm not religious by any means (Quite the opposite in fact), but if you stop to tell someone that you're an athiest because they said "God bless you" after you sneezed...well...you're probably one of those pretentious asshole athiests who gets all offended anytime god is brought up.

Which makes you just as bad as a lot of super religious people who get offended by people who don't believe in god. xD

[oldskoolmacboy]

Your a flat out cunt

[Zachary Simonds]

I love religious debates because both sides say they know they are right and are offended when the other says they are wrong but has no problem bashing the other. It's just hilarious to me.

[Isaac Weaver]

Try learning something besides the spoon fed thoughts that were forced down your throat in government run public school.

[Isaac Weaver]

I love how most scientist now days are coming out and saying evolution is wrong. The next national Geo is going to be all about it.

[howdy wilson]

your a flat out idiot



[Stryker1501]

Well, get smarter than you'll understand one day. Sadly right now you're just an asshole who goes to videos like muslim vs atheist or anything that doesn't agree with you and try to act like you're better than them. I came here because this is funny but no thanks to pieces of shit like yourself you just had to ruin it for me. I'm a christian but that doesn't mean I'll kiss your ass.I don't have a problem telling you to fuck off so... FUCK OFF!!!