Dane Cook - Sneezing Atheist

Hilarious clip from Dane Cook's standup comedy about an atheist. He goes off on rabbit trails a lot, so I tried to cut most of them out & keep it to the main storyline. NOTE: I never expected this video to get so many views... For those of you bitching about certain parts being edited out, for the record, I made this for a very specific group of people... not you. There are plenty of full, unedited videos out there you can watch. Enjoy!

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Comedy

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• dane
• cook
• atheist
• sneezed
• on
• catholic
• comedy
• stand-up

[Ringwaul]

Christian: "Come on guys it's just a joke ;) settle down!"

~Comedian tells joke belittling christian~

Christian: "Stop being so offensive and intolerant you're going to hell you have no morals I hope you get raped you satan worshipping bastards"

[xJackeeboix]

Making fun of Athiests: hurr durr i r christian, its perfectly fine for me to go "LOL WHEN U DIE = NOTHING"

Making fun of Christians (suddenly its personal):

athiest goes up on stage: "FUCK YOU ALL, GOD WILL BURN YOU FOREVER, SOMETHING ABOUYT HOMOSEXUALS AND ABORTION, "and god said something that is contradicted somewhere else" -Leviticus 1337

Hypocrite assholes.

Also, breaking down and becoming a fertilizer of a tree is more likely than meeting people at a "soul airport".

[jake12831]

How do people find this guy funny?

[laszl045]

Atheists come across as people who pat themselves on the back for not believing in whatever science cannot prove. They're also condescending pricks with no moral compass. :)

[910iAmHuGs]

@Detth2you HA!! yea right. i really don't care who thinks i'm "cool" or not. do you honestly think i give a shit?? wow. no. i'm being "sarcastic" to piss you off. what other reason do i need? oh wait... i don't need another reason... and thanks. i'll keep this in mind for when i give a fuck.

[12amnews]

why so long to deliver a punch line? booooooooring

[LeadFarmer1597]

I was fine with it until he relates a common German phrase to Hitler. Seriously dude, you're an asshole.

[georgebaggy]

This guy isn't funny. He takes five minutes just to get to the fucking punchline of a joke. Mitch Hedgeberg would have shortened all this crap down to two or three lines and the audience would have been roaring with laughter at the end.

[lukyganesh]

@Das2140 ya, so fuck you too

[Das2140]

I don't give a shit if he's bagging out athiests. I wasn't insulted/offended or any of that shit. I can take a joke. It's just giving the impression that Athiests believe in reincarnation is pretty fucking ignorant. Reincarnation is a Buddhist/Hindu concept, and is thus a theist one. Yeah, comedy doesn't have to be politically correct, but he's giving his moronic audience the wrong impression about people who don't share their viewpoints. Please, try to attack me someone, Just try.

[Das2140]

@lukyganesh Yes, fuck everyone has a different faith or viewpoint to yours.

[godevil1313]

I'm an atheist and I find this hilarious.