Ali-G...Harvard Speech 2

iSo just who is Ali G, and how did he get on TV? In his own words: "Me woz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto. I has lived wiv me Nan in Staines at 37 Cherry Blossom Close from da day me woz born, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no one else around to look afta her. Me has been carin for her ever since. Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3 hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every second Monday at Staines Job Centre... As well as bein unemployed - i iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da West Staines Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da hole of Barkshire. Afta happearin on some crap programme dat woz on at 11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad me own show. Dis meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on Brittish telly and it iz probably only a matter off time before me get offered me own slot on Channel Michelinazo - or hopefully even cable..."

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[speedgun00]

loll this is jokes. bring ali g back!

[hano15]

Actions speak louder than birds

[1984hdtv]

@provostg maybe he didn't understand his heavy Jamaican accent ; )

[provostg]

The dude over is right shoulder was so lame, didn't even smile once

[sodafromyoda]

k-nowledge, love it.

[thegorn]

Cops mistook him for Rodney King

[ukchill1]

and for all you retards the security was a set up you knobs.

[ukchill1]

ALI G is so funny wish he'd come back! cept it wouldn't work as welll because everyone knows who he is

[corinna2u]

wonderful speech :DDDDDDDDDDD

[biker666girl]

You tha man !

[eeiko321]

@nav19891989 probably part of the act