Achmed the Dead Terrorist singing "Jingle Bombs" with lyrics

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Achmed
• dead
• terrorist
• with
• lyrics

[MaulerzInc]

96 People were in Iraq at the wrong time.

[xdutchpwnzx]

Bin Laden has never said that the virgins woman's are...... it could be man.......!!!???

[girrox007]

thanks i really like it!

[CFGDRUMS]

RANDOM

[MODERNwarfaredude123]

I an gonna sing that on cristhmas that will be screewed!!! :)

[Minecraftjonas666]

LOL best song ever

[hollzies334]

I love it so funny

[Miickerzify]

100 accounts of Bin Laden dislike it :))

JK! :D

[BurguerKlng]

100 :) didnt like lyrics sry men

[maxm2317]

YOU RACIST BASTARD!

[jeffhardy6ish]

@MaulerzInc 99 actually

[TheThetromboner]

I did this for my school talent show I changed it a little (I'm in eighth grade) and won first most likely because I dressed up in Iraqi clothe then made a gun sound ripped off the costume and was wearing a skeleton costume