Skater Bounces On Concrete!

Santa Clara, CA

Presenting the sacking, slipping, flying, bouncing, shaking, grinding, painful determination of San José, CA's one and only: Bombdrop John.

John began displaying an unhealthy fixation with this 13 stair rail months prior to this attempt. He would walk around school as if he hadn't been caught crying in the rest room with a photo torn from Thrasher Magazine featuring the rail in his grips. He would casually mention, "It's gunna hurt so good," as I passed him in the halls, not realizing the true extent of his masochistic tendencies. Every single day it was, "thirteen stair rail this, thirteen stair rail that," with a disturbing glare in his eyes, like he was posessed. No one believed him until one day, out of the blue, he gathered together a group of people and cameras to witness it. He was in his own world. We could all see it, the invisible spirit of the infamous rail pulling on his desires; he would either conquer the rail or be conquered, and he knew it. In the end, John had given the rail two cracked ribs, a broken wrist, a severely bruised shoulder, hip and scrotum, all in exchange for his freedom. He adored the pain, and the spell was broken. Never has John returned to this rail, but his respect for it, and the rail's for him, will never be matched. He remains grateful to the rail for his freedom, and for letting him keep his life.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bounce
• skate
• skater
• skateboard
• fall
• falls
• bail
• bails
• crash
• crashes
• rail
• san
• jose
• santa
• clara
• francisco
• bay
• area

[7PlanBSkater7]

constant pain for him, give up and try again tomorrow!

[TheSquirrel8485]

@motrinmedic skateboarding is fun if ur not a little bitch who crys all the time golf is hella boring u just hit a ball then wait like 5 minutes to hit another fucking ball its not fun or fun to watch

[terratrema]

Did he dieded?

[mindslaughter12]

mad broke

[artbook11]

u alrite jhon ohh yea im good

[themoonman2012]

well i gues..........made in china

[VerbalTraffic]

Golf sucks dick you old fart :L

[motrinmedic]

lol skaters hurting themselves, this is great. boarding is like the opposite of golf - boring to do it, but fun to watch

[BringMeTheDrumer]

as if you'd keep tryning after you just wanged you balls on the fucking rail but i guess asians genitals go inside them cause there just so minute

[LivefastSkateCash]

If you listen to every second then you hear his arm shattering into a million little pieces inside...or that was just his pride