Kosher Face - Poker Face (Lady Gaga) Parody

Kosher Face: Written, Sung, Performed, and Directed by: Ashley Faith. Co-Direction and Cinematography by: Patrick Hogan. A very special thanks to: Patrick Hogan, Stephen Rosa, Mike Seiman, Emily Seiman, Dan the Waldbaums man, Sophie Tatum.

Lyrics:
I don't eat burgers like they do with all the cheese
I'll take a number four but hold the bacon please
I can't eat lobster, can't eat shrimp, and can't eat crab
Some people say that its the very best I'll never have

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-e-oh e-oh
I love my matzah and bagels with the lox-uh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-e-oh e-oh
I love my matzah and bagels with the lox-uh

Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)
Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)

K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face
K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face

I don't eat camel, don't eat pig, and don't eat hare
People don't understand and think that it's unfair
But hooves are cloven, and they like to chew their cud
And who wants to eat something that rolls around in mud

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-e-oh e-oh
I love my matzah and bagels with the lox-uh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-e-oh e-oh
I love my matzah and bagels with the lox-uh

Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)
Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)

K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face
K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face

Im a Jew that likes her food
Dont misconstrue
But its better when its redder
Im not lying, dont mix cheddar with your meat instead-er

I love my fair share of knishes
Matzah balls and gefilte fishes
I promise this, promise this
Being kosher is marvelous

Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)
Can't eat that can't eat that
No I can't eat that
I'm Kosher Face
(I read the Torah that's for sure-uh)

K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face
K-K-K-Kosher Face K-K-Kosher Face

Category:

Music

Tags:

• kosher
• jewish
• lady
• gaga
• poker
• face
• parody
• music
• video
• funny
• joke
• prank
• miley
• cyrus
• jonas
• brothers
• taylor
• swift
• ashley
• faith
• xmerdnerdx
• passover
• israel

[randalsullivan]

Great Parody.

FYI you look much better than Gaga, ignore the haters

[xmerdnerdx]

@randalsullivan Why thank you! =)

[davidmotilev]

u rly jewish?

מה קורה?XD

[xmerdnerdx]

@davidmotilev ken! ani tov, toda! =)

[Robertawesome2316]

youre welcome. i love your video too. :) i dont kmow why people say you suck. you are really awesome. please make moe funny parodies. do you take requests? if so you should make a parody of another lady gaga song. keep up the good work :)

[xmerdnerdx]

@Robertawesome2316 thanks bud!

[xmerdnerdx]

@99Bueller cough sorry i didnt pay $7000 to be fake cough - ill try better next time

[hunterx341]

Sin is like a bad but worth it

xD

[Porrameneitor]

i think i became a anti-semite after watching this

[Yahusheva]

Oh please! Kosher face? If you are, then it's a waste of time because you break other commandments.

[micaelafreakingrocks]

Well I'm glad you don't eat camel!

[love4frogs]

@TheHiguys05 Why?

[love4frogs]

@woozyerdaddee It has nothing to do with Yeshua, you goofball.

[love4frogs]

@joshuare5768 Apparently you have no idea what a parody is!

[love4frogs]

@cruzrscc66 and your English is terrible...

[messygirl2009]

dont dislike it u dislikers she is very good in this video but it is kinda hard to hear her