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I Hate College (Asher Roth "I Love College" Parody)

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Published on Mar 9, 2012

College life isn't exactly like Asher Roth made it out to be...

Parody of Asher Roth's "I Love College"

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I Hate College
NOWAYJOSEMEDIA.COM
2009
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Lyrics:

Have you heard that college song?
He makes college sound fun
Dont know where hes goin
But it sure aint this shithole?

That party last night seemed awfully crazy I wish Id been there
But I spent all night studying for my calc exam
Pop an aderoll & drink coffee, and maybe I will get a C
Pass out at 3, wake up at 8, take an exam ,maybe graduate
Man, I hate college

I dont wanna go to college for the rest of my life
30 grand a year, Id rather do it right
Got Webassign Thursday and Physics Recite
And I do lab reports that take all night

So I stay inside, to keep my full ride
Books open on the table, Xbox on the side.
I am the man at Rock Band
Bon Jovis my jam, you wouldnt understand

Im conjugating verbs, so do not disturb
Better hope you make it otherwise you retake it
Theres no time for fun, until the works done
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night seemed awfully crazy I wish Id been there
But I spent all night studying for my calc exam
Pop an aderoll & drink coffee, and maybe I will get a C
Pass out at 3, wake up at 8, take an exam maybe graduate

Man, I hate college!
And I hate physics!
I hate papers!
Man, I hate college

I could tell you what I learned from school but
Id rather tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't leave the room with your computer on
And dont open the door with the scrunchie on
And don't buy books from the book store
When it comes to studying, do it hardcore
And dont forget to lock the room door

Ill tag along, nothing wrong with some fun
Exam in the morning so I cant get too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

FUCK IT

That party last night was awfully crazy Im glad I went there
I puked my brains out on the rug and no one seemed to care
Drink my drink and spit my seeds but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 8, got no regrets, last night was great

Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college

(That party last night)
Guess that guy didnt get it all wrong
(That party last night)
College can be pretty fun

That party last night was awfully crazy Im glad I went there
I puked my brains out on the rug and no one seemed to care
Drink my drink and spit my seeds but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 8, got no regrets, last night was great

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