Lake Dredge Appraisal - Chicken Wire/Muddy Pot
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Published on Jul 17, 2012
David "Kim" Parker is appraising dredged items in Helcomb County, and Captain Hiram has a mass of chicken wire that may not be worth as much as originally thought.
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TheOtherBradBird 9 months ago
I love all of the effort that they put into making this show what it is. Even how hollow his voice sounds. It sort of means that they're in a room that is larger than they need, and it's mostly empty. Most of the sound effects are coughing or people talking quickly in hushed voices.
It really is fantastic.
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God8010 9 months ago
Hes already ate from the pot. You can see it in his eyes.
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DZeeSea 1 month ago
I thought the same, priceless reaction.
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Satuarnich 2 months ago
i like how he says "clunk"
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armorArtichoke 3 months ago
1:05 Captain really nails the surprised-and-impressed expression followed by the unsuspecting-victim-by-ironic-twist blank stare.
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miskee11 4 months ago
I used to go and pick up rocks, pinecones and miscellaneous items and objects up as a kid from the nearby hiking paths and forest areas in my neighbourhood and I sold them sitting on the ground in front of the library.
This guy is a top class appraiser, but I am sure I could sell that lake debris for more than 3 cents. I sold a handful of gravel for 10 Finnish markkas which is roughly 1.7 euros, if I'm not completely mistaken.
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bldbar118 4 months ago
2:29 I love the shifty eyes at the end as he's insisting it will make him "very ill."
He reminds me a lot of Ralph, a little less stupid than Homer, but irredeemably lacking in common sense. :-P
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bldbar118 4 months ago
And the acting is spot on, Hiram is becoming my favorite: the actors performance is always genuine, even in his clear idiocy he's a decent, honest man, a lot like Homer Simpson during the good years of the show. ;D
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turbonorsking 5 months ago
did I miss the episode where we got to know the price of the pen?
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Boleniana 5 months ago
Linked to in the Hemostuck blog! 
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maxgud 5 months ago
3:11 , Virgil already used the pot ...
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Caltor 5 months ago
From the very first episode, to the last - this will go down in HISTORY, mark my words!
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