Dear Benny

Parody of the Dear Sister sketch that spoofed the OC finale using Benny Hinn footage. This was Cody's idea, I just did the dirty work.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• dear
• sister
• oc
• finale
• spoof
• funny
• snl
• imogen
• heap
• samberg
• hide
• seek
• whatcha
• say

[egranata]

HIS work? By "his" and "this man" I hope you are referring to Jesus!

[Richardgwm]

I went to a Benny Hinn revival. He said he cured my cancer. Two weeks later I died from that cancer.

[ashrogrillz]

Screw Benny.

[Rylucero]

Prophets have been called by God to speak for Him and to be His messenger. God speaks to these men who are commanded to reveal to mankind His plan of salvation, His will, His character, and His truth. A prophet testifies of Jesus Christ as the Son of God, that He died for our sins, they preach of repentance, condemnation, judgment, sin, and eternal torment. These are the things that prophets of God do, but that Benny Hinn as a false prophet does not.

[Rylucero]

The quotable False Prophet Benedictus “Benny” Hinn, He Jesus who is righteous by choice said, The only way I can stop sin is by Me becoming it. I can't just stop it by letting it touch Me, I and it must become one.' Hear this! He who is the nature of God became the nature of Satan where He became sin! When one is born again by faith in Jesus, he is given a new spirit man that wasn't there before, a spirit man that is divine in nature and God-like.

[Rylucero]

The quotable false prophet Benedictus “Benny” Hinn, What was the appearance of God the Father? Like that of a man, God has the likeness of fingers and hands and a face. If you have attacked me, your children will pay for it. Had He Jesus not offered Himself through the Holy Ghost, He would not be accepted in the eyes of God the Father. Nor would He have endured the sufferings of the cross. Had He not presented Himself through the Holy Ghost, His blood would not have remained pure and spotless.

[Rylucero]

The quotable False Prophet Benedictus “Benny” Hinn, This spirit-man within me is a God-man, say after me, he’s born of heaven, he’s a super-being, say I’m born of heaven, God-man. I’m a God-man. I’m a sample of Jesus. I’m a super being. Say it! Say it! Who’s a super being? I walk in the realm of the supernatural. Get the spirit-man renewed, when he’s strong, he’ll hold off sickness. The anointing is dependent upon my words. God will not move unless I say it.

[clearedtoengage]

We are not divine. Rylucero, this is competely opposed to Scripture.

[Rylucero]

The quotable False Prophet Benedictus "Benny" Hinn, The Bible warns us clearly that we must not attack men of God no matter how sinful they may have become or wicked in our eyes .When one is born again by faith in Jesus, he is given a new spirit man that wasn't there before, a spirit man that is divine in nature and God-like. Though we are not Almighty God Himself, nevertheless, we are now divine.

[Rylucero]

The quotable False Prophet Benedictus "Benny" Hinn, Are you ready for some real revelation knowledge, you are god. I see rows of caskets lining up in front of this TV set and I see actual loved ones picking up the hands of the dead and letting them touch the screen and people are getting raised!

[Rylucero]

The quotable False Prophet Benedictus Benny Hinn, If you will come back and make that pledge, God will heal your heart tonight. You are a little god on earth running around. When you don't give money, it shows that you have the devil's nature. This spirit-man within me is a God-man. Say Im born of heaven, God-man, Im a God-man. When one is born again by faith in Jesus, he is given a new spirit man that wasn't there before, a spirit man that is divine in nature and God-like.

[Rylucero]

The quotable False Prophet Benedictus Benny Hinn, God has 9 parts (tri-theistic) God has a body, soul and spirit, Jesus has a body, soul and spirit, the Holy Spirit has a body, soul and spirit. Christians are little messiahs. Christians are little gods. Jesus at His death became one with Satan.

[tvbmovielover]

It looks like some cheap 1980 martial arts movie. LOL