coffee rap

I wrote my first rap song. Its pretty sick. When I have time I'm going to make an all out cheesy rap video for it.
Starbucks, Panera, Rembrandts, whereva!
Long as its bitta and hot, add some suga and cream, make ya teeth rot.
Brown, black, strong, or light, make it kinda weak, or give it some bite
Anyway ya drink it, coffees out-a-sight!
1 cup, 2 cup, 3 cup, 4,
that aint enough baby, bring on the pour.
Drink it from from a paper cup, ceramic mug,
take an espresso shot girl and give me some love
C-O-F-F and E-E, make it a double, Boo, forget that Chai Tea!
Pour in the milk, and Coffee Mate, mix in the sug, until ya hands shake.
Haven't slept in weeks but I feel great.
They call me Jo, I'm a grade A baristo
My javas like lava and my lyrics are sick yo
Sit right back and open wide,
I'm a make you a cup, enjoy the ride..

Word.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• starbucks
• coffee
• rap
• song
• singing
• rapping
• java
• jive
• panera
• jonathan
• harris
• chattanooga
• tennessee
• thug

[ComicGuy86]

Thanks Zach!

[tylop3]

This is well good man!! So funny! Keep it up guys!