Physics C Extra Credit

So basically, Mr. Morrison (Physics C teacher) offered extra credit to our class if we sang a song about physics to the tune of a Christmas carol.

Sam's Concerto No. 9
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A few things you should probably know if you don't have Morrison but are watching this:

1. We use Webassign to do homework. It's always ridiculously long.
2. Anything above a 60% is a 5
3. When we complain about how hard physics is, Morrison always says, "Quit being pansies. If you wanted an easy class, you should've taken ceramics."
4. He makes us move around when we look sleepy.
5. Morrison always forgets. Always.
6. When we ask Morrison what our grade in the class is, he promptly responds with "D-, which is passing WOO HOO"
7. Also when we complain, Morrison may occasionally ask if our mothers "didn't raise no momma's boy."
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*sung to the tune of Jingle Bells*

Dashing through the fields,
Of magnetic flux
I don't get this at all,
Webassign really sucks. (Ha ha ha)

62 per cent on my final,
And I'm shouting with glee!
Dunno where else I can find this crap
Except in AP Physics C--OH!

(chorus)
Physics fail, physics fail,
I think I'll get a 5--NOT!
There may be hope if I drop now
And make ceramic pots--OH!

Faraday's Law! Biot-Savart!
Millikan's oil drop!
Spinning in circles and jumping jacks
Really make your neurons pop
(end chorus)

I think I'm going to cry,
Homework is due Friday,
It's like 15 thousand problems,
And I still have 2 essays

Please extend the deadline,
And you usually do,
Except when you forget,
which you also usually do.

(chorus)

Its fricking 4 am,
And Im still writing this.
No one actually knows his grade
Except for me--D MINUS!!

Opposites attract,
And capacitors can be stacked,
And Calculus is really hard
'Cause I don't know how to add--OH!

Morrison, Morrison,
Your class is really hard.
Your poodle jokes and nerf guns have
Left me forever scarred--OH!

Physics C, Physics C,
You give me bad dreams.
You make me feel like a mommas boy
And destroy my self-esteem.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Physics
• Physics C
• Physics C AP
• Scott Kim
• Fizzix
• Fizzicks
• Morrison
• Jingle
• Bells
• Poodle
• Sam
• Jiang

[selymak]

u hav to understand multivariable to do physics c

[Samtheaznman]

Not necessarily. Most everyone at my school who takes AP C is enrolled concurrently in Calculus BC.

Plus, most of the time, you don't need the Calc: simple algebra will do just fine.

[selymak]

then is it just the same as physics b? y is evry1 saying physics c is demonic then?

[Samtheaznman]

Physics B requires very simple Calculus and covers a much broader spectrum of topics.

Physics C focuses on Electricity and Magnetism, and Mechanics. Nothing else. You will need Calculus to set up many answers in the Free Response section as well as sporadically throughout the MC section.

Conceptually, Physics C is much harder.

[Ghaiyst]

Im in Physics A and I have nightmares about the equations were supposed to know. Especially the ones involiving kinematics!

[joejacksonriley]

@Samtheaznman After have taken both Physics B requires more effort (there is more material). However, the average person is better off with Physics B.

[jammer765]

Respect

[ihaveatower]

This is hysterical. I needed a little inspiration before my exam tomorrow. This totally helped. Well, not really, it still feels incredibly hopeless. But I feel better about it now.

[chimander]

THIS IS NOW A MEME

[RoadAmerica014]

lol