Mario's Pre-suicide Reflections

Mario takes some time to think about the very people that surround him and decides that they are so despicable, yet so unavoidable, his only escape is death. Yoshi and Oogdar are flesh eating beasts who, in these post-apocalyptic times, are in no place to be arguing about which flesh is theirs and which isn't. Luigi is such a persona non grata that he regularly has to thwart assassination attempts against him. Mario himself had even been in the deforestation business for a short while. Peach, his one and only love, was caught engaging in depraved sex acts with a beast. There was so much tension between Luigi and Oogdar that the latter went into hiding to no avail, and eventually met his doom. To this day, Mario still can't shake his distant memories of high school hazing and rejection from the football team. So why bother?

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• mario
• italiano
• dongs
• niggas
• suicide
• scary
• haunted
• nightmare
• assassination
• hookers
• cunts
• mashed potato recipes

[damarul]

This is the first time I've cried watching Mario.