Ten-Dollar Solo - 3

The third track of Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog's Commentary: The Musical, Ten-Dollar Solo. Main Part by Stacy Shirk... and gatecrashed by Neil Patrick Harris.

Lyrics:

Stacy: They think I'm no one
I don't have a name.
But I want to live forever
Just like in "Fame"
But not as depressing...
I hear the remake is better.

Two weeks in the business,
Still got no breaks.
The people all say I'll never
Have what it takes
But I can't lose
I've paid my dues...!

Ten-dollar solo...
Worth every dime.
My path is so steep
But, my God, Joss is cheap
And doesn't mind wasting your time.

See the Bad Horse Chorus
Jump into frame.
They tell me I'm not ready
To get in the game
But I'll show them
My A-T-M...!

Ten-Dollar Solo
Not bad so far...
There's internal rhyme
Though not every instance
And the meter is occasionally a little bit bizarre...

They say Hollywood is heartless
And only the strongest survives...
But I like it plenty,
I gave Joss a twenty,
And got back a dream
And two fives

So here comes my--

Neil: Ten-Dollar solo, "Solo"mente, baby!
S: No, this is my scene
N: Not seen your scene
S: You're wonderful, Neil, but Joss made me a deal...
N: Suck it! I gave him fifteen! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
(Unison): Ten dollar--
S: Solo NPH: Lame-o!
S: Are those the words now?
(Unison) S: How could I know? N: How could you know?
That Joss pays his debt with this cheezy duet
When you've stooped so low
Then you say, "So long,
Solo..."


Thanks to Spidra for transcribing the lyrics.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dr
• Horrible
• Sing-Along
• Blog
• Commentary
• the
• Musical
• Commentary!

[KatrynMerteuil]

Suck it! I gave him 15.

Hahahaha...I love NPH.

[ravenhpltc242]

This musical makes me think that a sequel to Dr. Horrible would be every bit as amazing as the original. If they can pull off this kind of musical epicness for the COMMENTARY, Joss & Company could easily put together some new tracks for a new horrible storyline. :)

[jmn1228]

Suck it I gave him 15 lmao

[ferretswillrule2]

For just a side character, she has a beautiful voice. Of course, the duet with her and NPH is the crowning moment!

[ibelittledebster]

solomente

[YourEverydayMistake]

@gremster9 amateur attempt at stealing top comment, good ser. :P

[Gremster9]

one person only gave Joss five dollars for their solo

[ombradellarosa]

A duet with Neil Patrick Harris? I'd consider that a bonus!

[AnoukvdS]

I'd pay to let NPH turn my solo into a duet :p.

[Eldinarcus]

I sent Slappa 10 dollars, noob cakes.

[Exayevie]

Somebody never got their share of Joss's ten dollars...