Let's NOT EVER play Brandish 01 - You found 1 Horrible Game

Never play it. Seriously.

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[ramblinevilmushroom]

brandish was a great a game, you must be a retard

[ZetaPlays]

No, you're either just have terrible taste in roguelikes or are very good at overlooking ridiculously obvious and nearly game breaking flaws.

[nintendork67]

How did you make the Wheel of Crap

[ZetaPlays]

I made it in flash via programming knowledge

[lordbow]

@ZetaPlays did you use python or c?

[ZetaPlays]

flash uses neither

[stonedgeek]

Brandish wasn't really that bad. I kinda like it for it's "unusual" room turning effect.

[ZetaPlays]

For the record I dislike most modern games, especially the overused FPS genre and overhyped games like halo. The true fun FPS games were Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, and early ID Software stuff. I liked Mario up until Sunshine, then things started getting dumb, if still fun.

It was mostly just the god awful turning of the entire room thing that made me toss it out, it made controlling it slow. That, and watching me play it would bore people, the game's too repetitive for funny commentary.

[khimeraQ]

I bought the game, and there's an option to change the camera controls to move while holding L or R. That way you can strafe and not get a migraine.

[TheRealThreeP]

Hey. At least it's not Hydlide.

[Ravenite1]

@ramblinevilmushroom dude your an idiot everyone of my friends used the word "brandish" when we wanted to describe something shitty that is how bad it was

[KnightOneDark]

I don't know that I'll be playing this one; room turning slew my hopes.

[lordbow]

@ZetaPlays Oh alright, sorry, I missed the part where you said Flash. Thanks.

[jamacinmeangry]

@ZetaPlays perfect dark... you should, if at all possibl play that someday on the hardest mode

[khaoliang]

@ZetaPlays please tell me what you think the "flaw" in this game is. I played this, liked it pretty much, and never had any problems with it. I give it that the room turning effect is hard to get used to, but when you do, it works out really fine since its mastery is incorporated in the games many puzzles, which aren't too hard. The "weapon damage" effect also is slightly annoying, but can be dealt with.With that in mind, it's actually a good thing that you cannot attack when not facing enemies.

[khaoliang]

@melvoin I found a pretty good english translation patch for Brandish 2: Planetbuster. just google it up and use an emulator.