There once was a man on YouTube

I was having second thoughts about posting this video .. but then he hadda go and do his latest vid ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpZp9i5cVsQ ) which played right into my hands.... oh Reid!! I'm sure this isn't the poem you expected when you requested one from me!

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There once was a man on YouTube,
Who's voice was all thick with the lube,
And, oh, how he whined
That life was unkind
As he played the role of the boob.

For marr'age had come and had gone.
Ill-fated, crashed down, on his song,
For two nights of bliss
He always would miss;
Miserable life must go on.

Black sheep of the family he.
There wasn't much life that was glee.
One bro was a doc.
The other a cock.
His sister was smarter than he.

Defective's the word that he tossed
About his identity lost.
To be understood,
If only he could,
He'd give it his all at all cost!

His writing his personal best,
And seeing it all as a test,
He drones on and on,
Pretending to fawn;
Can anyone stay for the rest?

There once was a man on YouTube
Who painted himself as a boob.
He thinks he's so smart,
That wiley old fart.
Bend over. Please hand me the lube.

(I certainly didn't spend much time on this one!)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• poetry
• limerick
• farce
• comedy
• oops

[sillysillytom]

That was GREAT!

[shilohisms]

well-deserving, at the very least ....

thanks :)

[escaltctrldel]

hmmm shit video alert

[shilohisms]

wasn't that kinda the point?

[kutyusREX]

lol that was amazing. ur poetry skills are amazing too.

[NewWarriorMan]

YIKES!!!

[illmissmusick]

Thicck with the lube lmfao...

[sandieblack]

awesome.

[MrCaltec]

ha ha ha, NWM has been pwnd

[tjkoz22]

Very funny!

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