Swear Bears

You're flipping through the channels and see Swear Bears. At first glance, you assume it is a nice kids show—"hmm," you wonder to yourself, "I never saw this, maybe it's from Japan..." But then you hear them spouting profanities and discussing porn. What the hell? All you wonder now is, "Do I want the kids to watch this or should I pull up a chair!"

Welcome to Swear Bears. KPI's new TV series uses puppets to produce a show unlike any other—it's as if the saccharin sweet and cuddly bears at Disneyworld's Country Bear Jamboree took acid and all of sudden suffer from Tourette Syndrome. The genius of this show is that on the outside the Swear Bears seem cute and cuddly, but on the inside they are foul-mouthed beasts—almost like humans. You won't believe what comes out of their mouths.

Our characters include Testicle Turtle and the Christmas-loving bear Jingle Farts. Then there is the product of a bear one-night stand named Bastard Bear. There is Junky Bear (it is said that honey is the gateway drug) and the politically incorrect/vertically challenged Midget Bear. The 'Larry Flynt' of the forest is named Porno Panda and his talented associates include BoobJob Bear, B.J. Bear and Taco Cock. And that's just to start—we have more than 54 characters locked, loaded and ready to go.

Swear Bears are the Care Bears grown-up and in need of a serious 12 step program. The Swear Bears brand has huge potential applications in TV, Broadband, Mobile, DVD and ancillary markets. See our demo and I think you'll agree.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• swear
• bears
• animated
• puppets
• kpi
• foul-mouthed
• development

[jasondevil55]

@remanuelmr The same thing happened to me when I was 11. Lol small world.

[remanuelmr]

Lol I saw this when I had 11 4 fucking years ago!

[elisstuff]

Hmmmmm

[kobidobidog]

@triggerhappyhirano Because I actually have Jesus in me just like the furries do being reborn to be like little children. They will enter into the kingdom of heaven in Gods glorified presence with Joy forever more.

The religious type of humans you speak of are demons trying to look holy, and are not holy at all.

[triggerhappyhirano]

@kobidobidog WOW dude why arent you a releguois nut

[kobidobidog]

@triggerhappyhirano This has a light free spirit to it no matter what words are being used. One has to realize Santa is the other guy offering the things of the world, and not heavenly things at all. That guy really has claws, and rearrange the letters in the name Santa, and the enemy of God will be revealed.

[triggerhappyhirano]

@kobidobidog well bro just enjoy the video and rant yout ass off later

[fizzkid26]

mad braaaaaaaaa

[KiLL2LiVELiVE2KiLL]

awsome

[kobidobidog]

@RandomComicGuys Not on drugs of any kind.