Shooting Stars - Geordie Jumpers

Geordie Jumpers!

(Matt Lucas desperately trying not to laugh makes it even funnier)

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Entertainment

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• shooting
• stars
• geordie
• jumpers

[alanheath]

Am a reet hard case from Gateshead like an ah divne want tee luk like nee soft southern poofter like yer knaa an ah alwees gan rood with a jumper. Hang on, anly soft southern poofters feel the cald, we divne need nee jumpers up here like, a gan rood with me shorts an a T short like aal the yeer roond. An anywun who says otherwise an aal give him a reet brayin an kick his heed in in front of his lass an all.

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Who are yee callin a dumbass yer southern poofter? All cum roond ter yer place an kick yer baastaad heed in furthat jus as sen as me dole giro cums roond!!

[LaScimmia]

GET OUT OF ERE YOU DAFT TWAT

[cawthy07]

@alanheath AHAHAHA whats the matter baldy??? do i sense that you're getting annoyed with me? HAHAHA its made my fucking day to know im pissing you off...... How was auschwitz by the Zachary? did the nasty nazi try and gas you? you look like your suffering from radiation poisining by the looks of your fat peanut slap head

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Yee dee not knaa hoo fowk fowk frem The Toon speak - yerve nevah been. On the subject of virginity which yee browt up, ne woman is gunna want te be wi a southern poofter leik yee an ne gadgie is gunna want te be wi such a moron. As fre bein immature, someone whee canna write correctly in English is in ne position te taak aboot others. Yee pathetic ignorant uneducated twat!

[cawthy07]

@alanheath we dont even speak like that you jewish muppet.... How about instead of being immature on youtube (You look about 50 by the way so grow up) why dont you instead save up for a hair transplant??? Youd save money on wigs and skull caps and you MIGHT..... emphasis on the MIGHT...... you might even get to lose your virginity

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Yer nee Geordie, yer a soft southern poofter an a pig ignorant wun an aal!

[cawthy07]

@alanheath Are you still here baldy?? I thought you might of been to busy looking for wigs, by the way I'am a geordie not southern, you bald jewish 40 year old virgin

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 Yer divne tell me ter pipe doon yer soothern twat!

[cawthy07]

@alanheath pipe down baldy n fuck off back to auschwitz

[alanheath]

@cawthy07 A didne get clamped yer poofter a havne gorra car. Wuv gor buses up here in the Toon yer twat yer divna knaa wor yer takkin aboot again an again yer ignorant cunt yer divne knaa the difference tween yur and yur - yer thick bastaad.

[cawthy07]

@alanheath like i said you got clamped so your changing the subject you bald prick... and btw geordies dont talk like that, you look more than old enough to not be using stereotypes.... unless your from a family which suffers serious male pattern baldness and your actually 5 years old?