Uri Geller Fails on The Tonight Show

Uri comes in all cocky untill the guy says 'Without touching them' them you can tell Uri's like 'Uh oh.'

EPIC FAIL

Oh sure yea, this is what I get from an educated person, please, you know what, get the fuck outta here, dont respond to me. Its people like you, who are whats wrong with the world...you cant see life clearly, you cant open your mind...you just..I dont know whats wrong with you.

Ok.. lets just get something straight here... Ill live my life in the capitalism I like... Ill bend the rules of economy, not spoons, travel the world, live nice and happily, and you go demonstrate your little telepathic abilities at childrens birthday parties wearing a clown suit.

Well if you so learned, how come you dont know any of this! And I never said universities have the truth, they dont, I said they dont. You have to find out the truth yourself, and Ive already demonstrated clairvoyant and telepathic abilities, with people, at parties, for my own experimentation. When I was a kid, we lived in what would be called a "haunted house" spirits are real, the paranormal is actually very normal..I know. You, should know, considering your boastfulness.

In university? Man, I have graduated from 2 different Universities of higher education, and have been dealing with international business ever since. Dont talk about learning 'realities of life' in a university.. that is complete bullshit. You learn the realities of life, whilst living life, whilst working for your life, whilst travelling, you dont learn it while writing a term paper for a biast university, based on books written, censored, and published by the very society you despise.

Hey look, if you dont want to listen, dont read. You commented at me, did you not expect a response? Im just not so weak minded as other people. And for your information, Im in university studying the realities of life, albeit they dont have it all. You need to do the same, if you dont, fine. But dont come commentin at me, telling me Im wrong, and not expect me to respond. You wanted it, you gonna get it, and I dont back down.

Yea exactly, we are not free...we dont know what it means to be free. We are trapped in an economic slave system, and a mental prison of limitation. And why do you think that is? Its all just an accident I guess, or better...its not even real, theres no such thing as anything! No, its because there are certain people in power, who know all about real reality, and whats really possible in the universe...and they want you to think, no..its not possible..to keep you controlled. Thats all Im saying.

And by the way.. You have posted 15 times on this video about your crap... Seriously.. get a life.. get a job.. Stop polluting Youtube which is meant for watching videos, and commenting on Videos, and have fun.. If people wanted to hear your crap, they would go to conspiracy websites.

Dude,you rant and rant like a hippie or an extremist preacher with a billboard attached to your back. Noone asked you to spread the word, which by the way, is YOUR word, you are doing the same thing that you claim the governments are doing, trying to indulge people into false ideals of freedom, you want true Freedom? Go live butt naked on Mount Kilimanjaro, thats freedom for you. If you knew ANYTHING about modern society, economics, and our world, you'd know freedom doesnt exist, it never has.