Blues, Cheese - The Cheese Monkey Song (ukulele original)

(G)Cheese monkey, cheese monkey on your back
You got a cheese monkey tellin' you its time for a snack
You got a (C)bit of a problem, with your curds and your (G)whey
You got a (D)closet full of Cheetos in case you start shakin'
And (C)mascarpone for when you start baking,
Hey, (G)hey, (C)put it (G)away

Cheese monkey, cheese monkey wreck your life
You got a cheese monkey tellin' you to buy a new knife,
Glasses while you're at it, for the wine with your cheese
You got a limburger habit that smells to high heaven
Saw you huffin' Cheez Whiz down at the 7-Eleven
Oh, please, give up the cheese

Cheese monkey, cheese monkey curse of the earth
See cheese monkey comin' better give a wide berth
He's bringin' cheesecake, to which no one says no
He's got a bit of gorgonzola that you'll really love
As Wallace says, "Gromit, it's sent from above"
He brought some excellent edam, some wonderful brie
And some tasty emmentaler special for me
Uh, oh, pass me the crackers

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• Ukulele
• ukulele
• ukelele
• uke
• original
• song
• blues
• cheese
• limburger
• brie
• edam
• emmenthaler
• gorgonzola
• monkey
• monkees

[keonepax]

Loved it!

[uke5417]

Thanks, John!

[djs61909]

Excellent!! Love your fun ones Bruce....And funny but I LOVE the smell of my instruments too!! Your friend Dave

[uke5417]

Thanks, Dave. The sound hole, especially, as ukes are unfinished inside and one can really smell the wood.

[fourteentwelve]

Cheeeese!! Mmmmm! Great song Bruce, and I love the cartoon video that you put in. All round awesome!

[uke5417]

Thanks, Michelle!

[lbp1expert]

lol i just randomly typed in cheese monkey and this came up

[lynnblee]

Brucie,  I love this one! Miss you and love you!

[doogrisa]

MONKEY CHEEEEEEESE!

[Sharkwell]

Hey, soul-mate in matters of serious dairy product addiction...My passion and greed for cheese made it impossible to stay pure vegan, no chance... ;o)) Delicious topic!

[thebuffalogotee]

I like the snifing at the beggining. It set the mood for the video. Haha nice job Bruce! (Think i already commented but if i did this comment it better haha ;))