My Rap

I thought I would try something a little different this time. This will probably be the worst Rap song you'll ever hear and I don't think you'll find the rapper as likeable as our old friend Mr Celebrity.

But it's all good fun!




Yo, everybody, this is my rap
It ain't no good so call it crap.
I ain't no Superman or no nerd
Pump up the volume and hear my word.

I'm radical, Random and wicket too
No knows, what I might do.
I've got attitude, respect, on the street
And take no crap from people I meet.
I ain't no Superman or no nerd
Pump up the volume and hear my word.

I cant stand coffee, I hate tea
A can of Coca-Cola is the drink for me.
I sit at my PC all of the day
To see what Youtube, has to say.

I watch Dr Who, the Darleks are cool
But they won't lick the Doctor, he's no fool.

I drive a mean, street machine
Orange and shinny co's I keep it clean.

I ain't no Superman or no nerd
You've Pumped up the volume and herd my word.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Rap
• song
• rapping
• Vauxhall
• viva
• street
• Dr
• Who
• Dalek
• coco
• cola
• superman

[pooprocking1]

wow i wish i could have 1:33 secs back!! fuck u u retarted nerd.. my raps are like RAPS not like nerdy bitch fool. im gona add my rap today so watchy it nerd!

[mrbigarms]

Ha, Ha, you've completely and spectacularly missed the whole point of My rap......

It's meant to be absolute rubbish!

I couldn't do a good one if I tried!

[Persia321]

Ive just checked out your rap ...

I feel sorry for your life ...

[clickclopclack]

that was kewl

[MrSaudee]

wht the heel....!

oh man the worse Rap ever

[sumtimes114]

yes yes big in the clive

[lococow33]

you're quite possibly the wierdest guy ever clive.

[common07]

Cola? so badass....

[djJonnybuzz]

to sum the rap up in 2 words "nerd rap"

[lopito37]

very original, bravo(applause).

[JoeyxRoy]

Lmfao, awesome

[mrbigarms]

Lovely post, yet another one thats totally missed the Micky-take-

Listen everybody, this is my rap

It ain't no good so call it crap!

[mizzpipa]

lol nice