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[subbvert]

"er other than the geological (we were one big land mass, then it broke up into pieces) , mass extintions (er..dinosaurs?), pollution (large volcanic eruptions spewing toxins and co2 causing ice ages), destruction ( meteorites, volcanoes, large animals eating tasty small animals till they were all gone) etc that is undenied and obvious to all " The planet went thru all this long before humans were around, and will do just fine after we're gone. Spare us the eco bed wetting, pass the popcorn.

[fknnewz]

@subbvert actually i agree with much of what you have to say - hey hey hey. i mean 7 billion and going strong wtf is the problem . the clown is only pointing out that far from having "no" effect - humans are top of the effect chain , man were fricken awesome at change. we have changed every aspect of earth and even managed to pullute space ...cool. maybe we will travel the galaxy and change other planets - that be great , after all we only have a billion yrs left on earth

[ElfAzzid]

Green House Effect.... planet warms up, gets all humid and tropical, plant growth goes through the roof from all that plant food (CO2), moisture and ideal green house environment. Where is the problem?

Oh and the warmer it gets, the more water we get in the atmosphere, the more clouds the cooler the planet becomes. The worst we could do is make it rain a lot.

Carbon Tax taxes: Farmers, Truckies, Hospitals, Universities, Recycling Companies, Water Board. Guess who pays it?! Yep, WE do. 

[fknnewz]

@ElfAzzid "the warmer it gets, the more water we get in the atmosphere" - er water vapour is the greatest contributor to the green house effect - far worse then any gas. the science of the greenhouse effect is quiet interesting.... sure were going pay, well pay no matter what does or doesnt happen , we are the sponge that gets squeezed for everything.

[colourmegone]

@ElfAzzid Gee, more water in the atmosphere and planet continually getting warmer, sound like a recipe for human soup, "Take one planet inhabited by stupid anthropoids, steam intensely until they stop squirming, serve while still steaming..."

[fknnewz]

@colourmegone mmm sounds tasty - ill have that as well

[square1mediavideo]

C02 driven (the important word here is 'driven') climate change is BS. However we still affect the climate in some ways which are provable and not in dispute but C02 in no way drives the climate (which is what the computer models assume) however it does effect it in some capacity. The sun, the moon and to a certain extent the earth's magnetic field 'drive' the climate along with some other minor contributory factors (us).

[lictor313]

crypto communist nonsense... 

[Jozi832]

When fish dump a shit of 1 kilo in their tiny bowl, would it affect their quality of life ? Hmmmm Anyway, global warming IS happening AND they use it as a reason to milk us. Hey hey heeey. Now I'm gonna flush my sh*t away so fair enough to be happy enough in the New Dump Order

[cytuber]

IPCC now says the next 30 years they expect to get colder. With China and India pumping out shit like there's no tomorrow over the next 30 years, the temperature will get what.... ? It will get colder. LOL

These people don't have a clue how the climate works and what causes it. They can't even tell you what the weather will be like a couple of days in advance but you fuckwits believe them.

I guess we're responsible for heating up the other planets in the solar system, too?

[SHARKREEF2011]

@ElfAzzid the "greenhouse" does not exist.you need a glass roof to do that effect.the earth has no glass roof.heat escapes to space.

nice stupid try at junk science

[SHARKREEF2011]

@fknnewz actually the elite are doing this.why dont u complain to the rothschilds?

[hansjalv]

This is some of your best work, Deek.

Merry Christmas from Sweden!

[ElfAzzid]

@colourmegone Google "Climategate- Hide the Decline", my info comes from the COVERED UP information discovered by the Climate Change Alarmists. The Higher temperatures 1,000 years ago, the mini ice age we are still coming out of and the decline in global temperatures RIGHT NOW were all covered up so they could present a VERY unbalanced result ("Hide the Decline" was an instruction from their employers). I'm afraid it is YOU and all the other Green Nazis who have been PWN'D

[colourmegone]

@ElfAzzid Golly, how much did BP pay you to spout this baloney? I would like to see some proof of your assertion that the world was 8° warmer 1000 years ago. The proxy temperature record for the past 2000 years shows no such spike. You are either a fool for spouting BS without checking your facts via a simple search or an outright liar. In either case further communication is pointless. In a word you have been PWNED!

[subbvert]

@fknnewz we are very average at change actually, mother nature can shit in her own nest far better than we can. we are however fricken awesome at delusions of grandeur such as this bogus AGW climate theory, she can snuff most of the 7Billion in a heartbeat yet we think that yapping at her heals like a shitsu makes us top of the chain. we've got a couple of thousand at most she's got a billion.Plenty of time to get over a virus like us. Many great vids deek but this aint one thanks

[maplespak]

@ElfAzzid YEAH! THOSE FRACKING ALARMISTS AND THE BP OIL SPILL ALARMISTS AND FUKUSHIMA ALARMISTS SHOULD CHILL OUT, TOO!!!!