Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Think About it

There's children on the street using guns and knives
Taking drugs and each other's lives
Killing each other with knives and forks
Calling each other names like 'dork'
There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
Yeah, that's what I said - they're getting diseases from monkeys
Now there's junkies with monkey disease
Who's touching these monkeys, please
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
They've got problems enough as it is.
Man's lying on the street
Some punk's chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops
To see if he's dead
Mmm...
Turns out he's dead.
And that's why I'm singing
What...what is wrong with the world today?
What is wrong with the world today?
(Jemaine mumbles)
What...what is wrong with the world today?
You gotta think about it
Think think about it.
Good cops been framed and put into a can.
All the money that we're making is going to the man.
What man?
Which man?
Who's the man?
When's a man a man?
What makes a man a man?
Am I a man?
Yes. Technically I am.
They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers.
But hat's the real cost?
'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers
When you got them made by little slave kids
What are your overheads?
Well, at the end of your life, you're lucky if die,
Sometimes I wonder why we even try.
I saw a man lying on the street half dead
With knives and forks sticking out of his leg.
And he said,
"Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Can somebody get that knife and fork out of my leg, please?
Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?"
And then we break it down.
This is where we break it down
Ooh
This is where we break it down
Aah
This is where we do the whoa-o-o-o
Break it down
This is where we build it up now
We build it up now
We build it up now
We build it up now
We build it up now
Build it up
And then we stop

Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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[GeoL12]

People should be sharing this, not Kony.

[05anonymous50]

I used to have fun monkey disease, until I took cutleries to the knee.

[NorthernElumination]

same!

[coldplay4lyf]

Well actually it's true.. not the song part but the end of my sentence i mean, do i need to spell it out for these youtubers whose brains are still buffering?

We all know that some kids and teenagers today say more cursing rather than dork... I'm just trying to spell it out in a more simpler and humorous way, but it ended up like that.. still, critics are critics and people are people...

I'm not offending anyone here or anyone that voted down my comment.. i'm just saying what it actually means

[TomBrandon121]

What's wrong with the world today? Nemenemnemnenemenaay...

[aidenkreuz]

152 people got their heads chopped off by some punk. I'm the only one who stops to see if they're dead... Mmm.. Turns out they're dead~

[PowerMadLabRat]

"At the end of your life, you're lucky if you die" Ha ha! Only just noticed that.

[PowerMadLabRat]

It's a joke...

[vxordie]

ur a fuggin ignoramus

[ToweringFoot89]

I need Jermaine's jacket now

[coldplay4lyf]

damn you are slow...

(no-offense)