Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Think About it

There's children on the street using guns and knives
Taking drugs and each other's lives
Killing each other with knives and forks
Calling each other names like 'dork'
There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
Yeah, that's what I said - they're getting diseases from monkeys
Now there's junkies with monkey disease
Who's touching these monkeys, please
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
They've got problems enough as it is.
Man's lying on the street
Some punk's chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops
To see if he's dead
Mmm...
Turns out he's dead.
And that's why I'm singing
What...what is wrong with the world today?
What is wrong with the world today?
(Jemaine mumbles)
What...what is wrong with the world today?
You gotta think about it
Think think about it.
Good cops been framed and put into a can.
All the money that we're making is going to the man.
What man?
Which man?
Who's the man?
When's a man a man?
What makes a man a man?
Am I a man?
Yes. Technically I am.
They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers.
But hat's the real cost?
'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers
When you got them made by little slave kids
What are your overheads?
Well, at the end of your life, you're lucky if die,
Sometimes I wonder why we even try.
I saw a man lying on the street half dead
With knives and forks sticking out of his leg.
And he said,
"Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Can somebody get that knife and fork out of my leg, please?
Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?"
And then we break it down.
This is where we break it down
Ooh
This is where we break it down
Aah
This is where we do the whoa-o-o-o
Break it down
This is where we build it up now
We build it up now
We build it up now
We build it up now
We build it up now
Build it up
And then we stop

Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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[TomDaMooseUK]

"Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?" -It's lines like this one that makes me love these guys! XD

[Quirrelq7]

What man? Which man? Who's the man? When's a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes, technically I am.

[macbeasty]

What's wrong with the world today noo to no nah neh neh 

[qweasdzxcname]

"They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers.

But hat's the real cost?

'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.

Why are we still paying so much for sneakers

When you got them made by little slave kids

What are your overheads?"

never thought about it this way until i saw the episode.. he has a good point.

[05anonymous50]

I used to have fun monkey disease, until I took cutleries to the knee.

[crimzonadamas]

152 people have the junkie monkey disease

[clowking]

"Why are we still paying so much for sneakers

When you got them made by little slave kids" On some real shit why are sneakers so damn expensive?

[NameLessPsychoPath]

i use to dislike flight of the concords but then i took cutleries to the knee.

[CrZyBoHeMiAn]

@Cinnamonbuns13 to be fair, season 1 was a whole lot better than 2

[Cinnamonbuns13]

RIP season 3

[AliceRemembers]

They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers

But what's the real cost?

'Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.

Why are we still paying so much for sneakers

When you got them made by little slave kids