Dire Straits - My Parties + lyrics

Dire Straits - My Parties

Lyrics:

well this is my back yard - my back gate
I hate to start my parties late
here's the party cart - ain't that great?
that ain't the best part baby - just wait
that a genuine weathervane - it moves with the breeze
portable hammok baby - who needs trees
it's casual entertaining - we aim to please
at my parties

check out the shingles - it's brand new
excuse me while I mingle - hi, how are you
hey everybody - let me give you a toast
this one's for me - the host with the most

it's getting a trifle colder - step inside my home
that's a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone
that's a musical doorbell - it don't ring, I ain't kiddin'
it plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon

boy, this punch is a trip - it's o.k. in my book
here, take a sip - maybe a little heavy on the fruit
ah, here comes the dip - you may kiss the cook
let me show you honey - it's easy - look
you take a fork and spike 'em - say, did you try these?
so glad you like 'em - the secret's in the cheese
it's casual entertaining - we aim to please
at my parties

now don't talk to me about the polar bear
don't talk to me about the ozone layer
ain't much of anything these days, even the air
they're running out of rhinos - what do I care?
let's hear it for the dolphin - let's hear it for the trees
ain't running out of nothing in my deep freeze
it's casual entertaining - we aim to please
at my parties

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Music

Tags:

• Dire
• Straits
• My
• Parties

[Alenthas]

0 people disliked this because this song is too fucking great to be disliked

[MsScoutmaster]

CRAP.....THEY ROCK! WOKE UP SINGING THIS SONG THE OTHER DAY!!!!

[fIRsTRATmAN]

Were running out of dolphins and trees now... Makes you think how things have changed since the song came out.

[fIRsTRATmAN]

4 people don't get invited to parties

[MoraToetjee]

When this song plays on my mp3, I walk 120% smoother.

[KasiaEngland]

Classic :)))

[outformyown]

@Qybo And you answered yes because Dire Straits pretty much IS musical porn?

[Qybo]

My dad came in while I was playing this song and asked if I was listening to porn.

[rociocorazondemelon]

i love song

[cunnamullafalla]

I love this song, and its SO Mark K... love it.. I listen to it and imagine being there with the guests.

[ajricks]

These lyrics are some of the cleverest written, and well - just pretty funny ...

[niamhorourke]

Jeff Porcaro on drums. Love you for all time.