I've got jokes!

A proposition to passing youtubers and comedy enthusiasts

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Stand-up
• Comedy
• Jimmy
• Carr
• Liverpool
• Empire
• Football
• Rapists
• Jokes
• Crud

[almightyjass]

@owenhunt christ you don't stop do you? in between making these menial comments I have other things to do, your quick responses suggest otherwise. All I'm saying is i am studying medicine, therefore my aim is to be a doctor and save lives. not the most lowlife objective ay? I leave comments very rarely, before this pathetic little dispute I hadn't for months, i find it boring and passive. but you won't let go. it seems you want to 'win' or something. these terrible metaphors keep spurring me on.

[owenhunt]

@almightyjass "way to go describing a joke but not the actual joke" - I still can't get over the fact you posted this sentence and are persisting that I am inferior to you. You are the dullard, not me. It usually designates an insecure person when they consistently leave disparaging comments on the videos of Youtubers, or otherwise, online.

Why not give me a rant about your moral compass? Because your intellectual one keeps leading you onto rhetorical icebergs. I'm sure your pretty meek irl.

[almightyjass]

@owenhunt Yes I'm sure I'll be the first graduate to have commented on YouTube and the whole university will 'dwindle'. Nice one dullard. I'm using that fact about me to show that I am not a lowlife, I could give you a rant about my moral compass, whole being and my girlfriend but thats frankly absurd. But it seems you can't get it out of your useless brain that someone 'better' than you exists.

Oh yeah- its the lighting, im sure normally you are stunning. Im glad i got to see this video again.

[owenhunt]

@almightyjass You're to be an an Alumnus of King's College of all places? How the prestige of that University may dwindle...

How going to a top 10 University makes my assertion that you are a lowlife incongruous, as your wording seems to imply, is a wonder to me.

But hey, I wore my glasses one day rather than my contacts, fall victim to a bad hue of lighting, and here is you giving me as many facile insults as your mind can mustre. British academia these days, eh?

[almightyjass]

@owenhunt brilliant. Well you got me. I'm a lowlife and you are intellectually superior. I study at Kings college London, lead a fulfilling life but the fact that I comment on a tiny insignificant video of some characterless bore makes me a lowlife. I apologise for swearing, it seems to have stunned you. Nice curtains to glasses combo by the way, I'm sure the girls love it.

[owenhunt]

@almightyjass What other errors did you make? I am not, nor was I, podgy. I never commended myself as a genius or similar for establishing this project. Oh, and you actually, seriously typed up this nonsensical clause "way to go describing a joke but not the actual joke." Hahahaha! Typing up malapropisms of that calibre is far worse than any jumbling of words in a carefree monologue.

You. Are. Intellectually. Inferior.

[owenhunt]

@almightyjass My eyes are quite large actually; the camera angle and reflective glasses trick your presumptious eyes into thinking otherwise. I was quite tired when I made this video, and as such can't be lambasted for muddling a few words here and there. You are a lowlife for calling me a "fucking spunktard" out of suprise and not offence.

[almightyjass]

@owenhunt Excuse me? I am not offended, just surprised about how dull your video actually is. how is the proposition going cunt? 108 views currently, thats brill! but no. i am the low life for a grammar mistake, but some podgy inarticulate thumb with belt holes for eyes is a genius for working on a 'project'??? merry xmas failure.

[owenhunt]

@almightyjass Ha ha ha ha ha! You're a lowlife aren't you? Shit... Way to get offended by a misinterpretation of a video and an accent.

"way to go describing a joke but not the actual joke." - And you're calling me the spunktard?

[almightyjass]

You are an actual mong. way to go describing a joke but not the actual joke. you keep saying project but you are doing nothing other than saying gobbledeegoock. fucking spunktard.