!!ASIAN CARP ENDANGERING GREAT LAKES!!

Asian Carp: If You Can't Beat 'em, Eat 'em
As Asian Carp Threaten to Invade Northern Lakes, Chicago Chef and Other Grocers Offer Solutions to Expanding Problem

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[danbotness]

solution is simple: 1) get a genius marketer on board with celebrity chefs to make the fish 'popular' so mainstream idiots want to eat it, 2) make it illegal to throw the fuckers back in the water, 3) breed native fish on the tiny offspring so they get a taste for the carp, give it a few years & the problem will be solved. The carp in Australia have done INCREDIBLE damage to our waterways & the scientist have succeded with option 3. what idiot suggested poisoning the water? they should be shot

[cochranexyz]

Close the barrier: Fuck Illinois, fuck Chicago. Close the barrier.

[laughthis138]

hmm like the locus of africa we humans shall eat the problem away

[anwarmitchell1]

???

[demko98]

stuff him carp are a great fish this fish if funny hope it takes over the great lakes

[iloveoutdoorful]

all they need to do is tell the asian people to go fish it it will be gone faster then u think

[seekiidewd]

whats the big deal...

i like to eat carp...

asian carp taste fine..

[Spitballer09]

Communist ploy???