Jewnicorns in Love

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Uploaded by on Jan 2, 2011

The magical OTP that is Andrew/Jesse, a.k.a Jewnicorns in Love. It's so awesome and the fandom's so great that I just had to write a song about it. Stephanie (batfaggery) was my beta for this song.

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This is a story of boy meets boy
and I'll try not to make it too long
but there's so many ideas, so many emotions
it's hard to fit into one song

I'll try to convey it as best I can
get the message across of
this beautiful, complex and timeless tale
of Jewnicorns in Love.

Their relationship defies all boundaries
set by the modern paradigm
And it's true that they've only got eyes for each other
so fangirls must simply pine

After Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg
their love stretches across the pond
In fact, you could pretty much say
that they share a more profound bond

It's like a double rainbow
so intense and high above
It's the marvelous, wondrous, inspiring story
of Jewnicorns in Love

They met for the first time at the read through
for The Social Network script
and instantly, magically
everything seemed to click

And we can only wonder
how the Mark/Eduardo dynamic affected them
Not to mention the prominent role
of a certain cannibalistic chicken

And it's sad that no one outside the fandom
seems to be able to truly understand them
The media's got to give them a chance
The amazing, incredible, magical, Jewnicorn Romance.

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  • I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.

  • Whoever gave this to Robin Sparkles is a good troll, unlike the kind that tears up a girls' bathroom and gets Ron's wand stuck up it's nose. Anywho, I have a feeling like the only people who understand this are people who know who Robin-Sparkles and that one thing that no one speaks about. You all know what that is.

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  • She's going to be an amazing song writer.

  • I LOVE YOUR HAIR!

  • "A more profound bond."

    I'm dying here. I'm dying here with this song and it's references.

  • @ziggycurrans This is the most ''awesome-even-if-I-don't-unde­rstand-what-the-hell-you're-go­ing-on-about'' thing I've ever read

  • OMG

    THIS FUCKING FANDOM.

    EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS MARVELOUS.

  • THIS FUCKING FANDOM

  • You are amazing <3

  • This is the song that made me sub to you!

    ps im a ginger too XD

    Please make it dowanload-able!

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