Barney's Mind - Episode 5

HALF LIFE: BLUE SHIFT
By: Ian Riley
Inspired (and endorsed) by:
Ross Scott (Freeman's Mind)

Follow the thoughts of Mr. Barney Calhoun, a Black Mesa security guard and pessimistic individual. In this episode our protagonist swims in raw sewage, falls off a few things, and disobeys a sign with explosive consequences.

Episode 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P5wMyDEUoo

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• barney's
• mind
• calhoun
• freemans
• black
• mesa
• half
• life
• blue
• shift
• machinima

[oozekip]

why do his thoughts echo?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@oozekip not everything is said inside his head, he talks to himself a lot.

[IRAMightyPirate]

Wow, re-watching this the audio is so horrible. I don't know what I was thinking. XD

[Mylesdude101]

Why can no one THINK underwater?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@Mylesdude101 A good question to which I have no answer.

[Mylesdude101]

@IRAMightyPirate Whoa. O-O I didn't expect you to reply. The author NEVER replies to me! I was beginning to think I was a ghost.

[IRAMightyPirate]

@Mylesdude101 I reply to plenty of people. But usually only when they say something that hasn't been mentioned a million times. This is the first time someone pointed out the water thing.

[Getboxd]

Thumbs up if you would talk to your self if you ever get stuck in an apocalyptic situation!

[IRAMightyPirate]

@MikeWooden1 You're correct, I taught myself everything I know about voice acting based on my experiences with this series.

[DSLORD54]

lol when he said no when all the alens were around him it sound like he was in half-life2 when the rebels are about to die

[oozekip]

@IRAMightyPirate oh sweet, i wasn't actually expecting a reply :D anyways, thanks for clearing that up.

[vinni40k]

@Mylesdude101 because when you swim underwater wearing heavy body armour and carrying both a crowbar and multiple firearms, the only thing that you CAN think 'plz don't drown, plz don't drown, plz don't drown, ...' :P

[dottaification]

Man, the Black Mesa Weighted Storage Cubes leave something to be desired.

[HumorisLogical]

@IRAMightyPirate Its okay. That's like asking what Monty Python was thinking when they made such a low budget movie. Also, while I'm writing this, did you know that your videos are incredible?

[venomxstar]

@IRAMightyPirate The reason is the only thing you would hear is don't drown don't drown DON'T FUCKING DROWN!!!!!

[flatiou]

Does every security guard in Black Mesa owes him noney?

[machiner6]

@IRAMightyPirate I was wondering how someone's voice could echo not twice, but 3 times. that would have to be an extra-dimentisonal place.