The Mark Sanford Song "Appalachian Trail" (Humor)

APPALACHIAN TRAIL
c. 2009 Ryan Welton

VERSE 1:
I never thought an email could do no harm
My disappearance never was no cause for alarm
See, I was hopelessly in love with a girl
From Argentina

VERSE 2:
She was a Buenos Aires beauty standing 5 feet 9
Searchin' for an import of the Palmetto kind
But, I was hopelessly in love with a girl
From Argentina
I'll admit it ... This is what I did:

CHORUS:
I hiked her Appalachian Trail
I split her Continental Divide
I gave relief to her Great Barrier Reef
I'm just a rollin' with the rip tide

I swam her Mammoth Cave
But I never scrolled her Dead Sea, honey
I hiked her Appalachian Trail
And now it's gonna cost me money


VERSE 3:
I had my sights on runnin' in 2012
To lift a grand ol' party that's ailin'
But when love came callin' me, I had no strength to resist
Now I'm less popular than Governor Palin


CHORUS:
I hiked her Appalachian Trail
Oh, no, not Governor Palin's
I gave relief to her Great Barrier Reef
When I went Argentine salin'

I swam her Mammoth Cave
But I never scrolled her Dead Sea, honey
I hiked her Appalachian Trail
And now it's gonna cost me money

BRIDGE


VERSE 4:
There's a lesson to be learned from my fall
Don't disappear from office for a booty call
And don't make friends with any women that you meet in a bar
From Argentina

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[rosieposy8]

Awesome, you really rock this! Wish I could do this with my piano

[sizefam4]

Great job Ryan! I guess we can all learn from someone else's mistakes if we want to...