I Love Commons (Davidson's I Love College Remix ft. Stephen Curry)

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The Davidson Show's remix of I Love College, a tribute to the eating facility at Davidson College, premiered at the Davidson Awards Show May 4th.

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LYRICS:

I'm hungry right now, man
I-I want food
If you have a catcard
Would you please put it in the air?

(Chorus)
That commons last night was awfully crazy I stayed there so late
Some chocolate fro-yo, big head burrito, I had bout three plates
Eat chic parm and drink my coke, chill with friends and crack some jokes
Arrive at 5, kicked out at 8, and that concludes this commons date
Man, I love commons

I wanna eat at commons for the rest of my life
General Tzos with a little fried rice
Freshman girls looking so nice
Dessert line again? Better think twice

So load up my tray, get out my way
Put up some hearts for Valentines Day
Commons is champion, not the Union
We got Big John and Miss Sharon

The outpost might be open later
But Allison cannot flavor your tator
Chesters Dujour is all I'm here for
Skipped class today and all I could say is
Ummm....

(Chorus)

Man, I love commons, ay!
And mashed potatoes, ay!
Vailhouse dog, ay!
Man, I love commons

I cant tell you what I learned from school but
I could eat an omelet or two, um
Of course I learned commons rules
Like don't fall down, they'll laugh at you

Theres Sunday brunch's Golden Rule
Last nights girl thinks you're a tool
Awkward eye contact just isn't cool
Your boys call outs are way too cruel

Where are you going? Not the dark side
Don't sit there, that's social suicide
Might as well go play frisbee outside
Raise your catcard and show some Vail pride
Ummm.....

(Chorus)

Man, I love commons, ay!
Chicken and biscuits, ay!
Where's my grilled cheese? ay!
I love commons

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after us

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Prospie! Prospie!
Prospie! Prospie!

Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Grill line! Grill line!
Chester! Chester!

Yannick:
It's not uncommon
For me to spend about two hours in commons
Cause I'm done spendin' money in the Union
Buffet style what more can you wish for?
Pizza bar, sandwhich bar, and the du jour.
I hope that Sharon's workin' the grill line
Cause she always brings a smiley face at the right time

When my, commons day is turnin' into a disaster
I just check my boy Chester cookin' up Carribean pasta
Then to the drink machine not feelin' for Sprite
I want that blue and yellow mix that green Kryptonite
Comin' down the stairs, I see my boy Mauricio
He says: "What's the dealio?"
I say come be in the video!
Then I ask him about the Union,
He says: "It's overpriced and we're underfed!"
So instead
We come to the Commons where we get real fed
Said we come to the Commons still got three meals left
Yo!

(Chorus)

Man, I love commons
I love it!
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just eat here for the rest of my life?

• Category

  Comedy

[Mike Smittson]

Thank you Harrison Barnes!

[J0k3rSaid]

3:24 - 4:23 best Caribbean ofcourse

[rain maker]

i surprisingly like this :)

[Mercy Warhol]

can somebody post the harrison barnes tweet?

[Mariiexx33]

Lmao I love this!

[kealey271]

Steph Curry is the man

[sweetsnappea]

hush your self



[SkaterMaterable]

Fuckin retarded

[lazygamer404]

You dont say

[nour zegrar]

this is the gay version of the original song

[ManlyDKT0]

That black guy go hard

[datkidshaun]

Dang it, really wish I got accepted to Davidson! Best hometown college