The Birds and the Bees

Also known as, "Sex education for Nintendo."

Joke told by Amy Vanderhill. She submit her joke via the Paper People Jokes app.
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Part of the 8-bit joke series "Giggle Bytes" on the Paper People Jokes app.

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[Liszka0]

Who the fuck uses Yahoo these days?



[paperpeoplejokes]

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[2pokemonfreak]

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[paperpeoplejokes]

@2pokemonfreak Glad to be of service.

[PicktownProxy]

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[paperpeoplejokes]

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[delfrig2000]

I think it would be "You've Got MALE"...because its a boy!

[punkrockgirl181]

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[shiptech2k9]

@Liszka0 I did

[Ajm8597]

how did i get here from watching farting iguanas?!

[bizkirk]

I like it

[TheEmin3mShow2]

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