Indiana Jones 4 (in 5 seconds)

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" (in 5 seconds)

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• Shia
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[ReallyGoodJoe]

@FthePo9ers Yeah, because "Temple Of Doom" was FILLED with Nazis. It is also a good thing that nothing else stupid or illogical in the original films. It isn't like Indy survived falling out of an airplane using an inflatable raft or somehow lived through going over a cliff with a friggin' tank, those things would've been stupid. And, as we all know, the Indiana Jones series is for mature audiences, no kid shit in here. So many adult moments like eating bugs and animal brains, and the slapstick.

[ReallyGoodJoe]

@FthePo9ers Shia LaBeef swinging around with monkeys was indeed disgusting. So disgusting, in fact, that I left the theater with vomit all over my shoes. And, you know, whenever I think of a kids movie, I think of an alien killing some Russian lady, a nuclear explosion sending an older man in a fridge flying through the air and violently hitting the ground, and CGI ants eating a man alive. Yep, Indy 4 was SO a kids movie, it is disgusting. I think I'm gonna spew again just thinking about it.....

[Dayoldsushy]

What a bunch of babies.

The movie was the weakest of the lot but it was still a good time.

[Dayoldsushy]

@gukonni No they didn't. His age was a subject that was brought up quite a few times.

[MultiWafflemaster]

longest 5 seconds of my life

[mphello]

I don't get the criticisms about the fridge scene. I thought that was the most original clever unexpected part of the movie!

The CGI ants really annoyed me. Their group behavior was unbearably unconvincing.

[crayzbotzz700]

hahaha.... WHAT LOL?

[gukonni]

They should have used Indy's age as a plot point but failed to.

Instead, they pretend he was still 42.

[gukonni]

The most glaring problem in this film was pretending that Indy was still 42 and not 62. They thought they could pull it off. They thought that maybe if they added the fridge scene and the monkey scene and the other ones that they could increase our tolerance level for suspension of disbelief, but it backfired on them.

[pastelshrimp]

@ReallyGoodJoe lol don't forget when he killed that guy with a giant shish kaboob in the intro of ToD

[pastelshrimp]

Maybe it should've been about some Nazi's trying to resurrect Hitler or something with the fruit from The Garden of Eden or the Blood of Lazarus or something like that or Indy trying to fight off an invasion after finding Atlantis or something (even though Atlantis has been done)

[pastelshrimp]

The nuke thing wasn't that bad IMO. But why the focus on those damn CG gophers? They kept showing them in the intro like what the hell? Mutts was kinda meh as well. Wish they did this like 10 years ago so Ford was a bit more spry for the role. And the alien thing was a bit weird since all of the other movies focused on religious/mystical stuff