From his latest stand-up "Chewed Up" - Louis CK tells people why it's great being a white male. It's advantages and it's futuristic disadvantages.
Chewed UP goes on sale on DVD and CD on December 16th.
More info about Louis CK here: http://www.louisck.net
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For those of you asking if I have taken money from Louis CK's mouth because of the ads? I am not. I opted out of doing so when Youtube offered and asked if I was able to send the money to Louis CK himself. I was turned down. The ads you do see are automatic and are not my doing and is out of my hands. Sorry about that, unless someone can tell me how to disable them using magic.
Also, to anyone who wants to bring their long-winded political essays about being marginally offended or feeling the need to explain the history of the world to everyone here. Don't bother. I posted this with the intent of it just being a hilarious joke and wanting to share it with others. Nothing more.
Cut it out. And keep laughing assholes.
@eatmyANAGRAMS So, you just took what I said, and switched it around on me? And then said you don't have anytime for me, discussion wise. How much watts do you think that takes perse? Will you still have enough to chew and swallow your food tomorrow? Please don't get the soup, we can't have you drowning, now can we. Every life is important.
mrohyoudidntknow 1 hour ago
@mrohyoudidntknow Please do not assume that I am black. Ignorance and assumption seem to be rampant on Youtube, as witnessed by your comment. And also, it does take a racist to know another sometimes, and obviously, you know that better than me if your giving me an explanation. Maybe you have some self-reflecting to do? But I do not have time for you, good sir, so please excuse me from your internalised anger rant that you seem to be expressing here in your respose. Good Day.
eatmyANAGRAMS 1 hour ago
@eatmyANAGRAMS You ain't saying shit. If a black man on stage wanted to show some black pride, and the audience erupted in applause for half an hour, we wouldn't hear a peep from you. It takes a racist to know a racist, so if this sounds like racial issues to you, you might be a racist.
If you hear a racial slur, when someone says Black Friday...You might be a racist.
If you go to a mud puddle, and it offends you, when someone steps in the brown water...You might be a racist.
mrohyoudidntknow 4 hours ago
Admirable
RaginCaucasion92 6 hours ago
only a liberal mindset could differentiate between 'being white' and 'white people'.
if being white is better, then by definition white people are better. is it some magical fairies or alien life forms (or...gasp...God!) that makes being white better? no, it's white people who make being white better.
that's what i love about louis ck. all of his humour comes from one place: cognitive dissonance, caused by being a liberal and simultaneously being aware of how ridiculous liberalism is.
eleutheromaniac 6 hours ago
@DJGTechHL And what the fucking heck you mean I'm giving too much credit to Elvis and his King title? What kind of shit is that man!!! You want me to downplay his legacy for your weak ass ears or something? You know, you're almost sounding like a faggot to me. What DIDN'T Elvis do, to not deserve that title? Again, Shrine. Alright, Shrine. As much as you pussy whipped white boy would want to believe otherwise, not only does he deserve a crown, but he deserves two.
mrohyoudidntknow 6 hours ago
@DJGTechHL And Elvis began recording Rock and Roll songs at least a year before Little Richard was. So, I honestly don't know what he means by the Real King of Rock and Roll. I guess he thinks he was better than Elvis would be my guess. Also, I'm not going to hand over Rock, just for giving Back to the Future and The Brave Little Toaster a nod.
mrohyoudidntknow 7 hours ago
@DJGTechHL Nicknames are given not chosen. Little Richard is beginning to look like a egomaniac to me. Did he contribute to Rock and Roll? Yes. Did I have a nickname for him, yes. I use to call him the Spark Plug of Rock and Roll. But, now, after reading his wiki page, I don't really care about the man, to be honest. Elvis was too humble to give himself a nickname. Mr. Richard wasn't.
mrohyoudidntknow 7 hours ago
@DJGTechHL Okay, you obviously didn't read my post closely. To me, and probably to many others, the title of "King" is NOT the person who began the genre, but more, who tore the SHIT out of it!!! I mean, TORE IT UP!!!! Did MJ begin Pop? No. But, did he do stuff in it, yes. You are confusing Pioneer with King. I'm almost hoping that you're doing it on purpose. No one can be this clueless. Did B.B. King create Blues? No. Is he the King of Blues, yes.
mrohyoudidntknow 7 hours ago
@mrohyoudidntknow I am just saying, you are probably giving Elvis too much credit for King of Rock. How would I feel if the same happened to Michael Jackson? Wouldn't care so much, because he didn't really pioneer Pop.
I wouldn't say he stole Elvis's crown either though.
DJGTechHL 10 hours ago