Colonel Pork's Written Freestyle Video

This is just something I wanted to do for fun, nothing serious. I was bored and I wrote some raps at work, so I thought I'd make a video. No biggie. Sorry if the lip syncing is horrid. It's hard when it's your first rap video you're directing yourself. Oh, and the beat is the "Damn I'm Cold" instrumental from Bun B's "II Trill" album.

Here's the lyrics if it's difficult to understand, since I don't have the best mic (or rapping voice) in the world:

The style isnt free so you better pay attention/
A written verse with nerves so you know its full of tension/
Your mission can only be mentioned with the admission of my permission/
But you dont get a pension, you only get dismission/
In addition to that, this Michigan kat, is killing the track, with rap attacks/
Eradicating infatuated wack rap fanatics/
Sporadic hyperactive raps attracting caffeine addicts/
Subtract you off the map with formulaic mathematics/
Fantastic master tactical rapping practice you lack/
Distracting chiropractic facts alleging that Im back/
Youve never heard me rap before, though, I must be fronting/
Dont take my word with a grain of salt, though, I might be bluffing/
But if I never left, I guess Im always right/
Hot fire lava flow spewing ash, plighting Icelandic flights/
Freshness is my weapon so my rhymes are never trite/
Id rather fight and get my ass kicked by a guy with muscular might/
Before I turn loony, crooning watered-down lyrics/
Ill eat a puked up doobie, then chew on some spearmints/
All about the pork and no beef, like Em and Fred Durst/
Colonel Pork is always hungry, but thats no curse/
That means I spazz on a beat/
Then razzmatazz on a beat/
A mixture between jazz, Taz, and Alcatraz on a beat/
Employ a vocal cord and deploy it on a beat/
Speaking discreetly to deceit and defeat fiends on a beat/
My symphonies simply dont rely on similes/
Punch lines or metaphors, Im a different breed of emcee/
Youre constantly greedy, bleeding green, scheming up that money/
Im constantly believing Im achieving this for fun, G/
Circumvent your conclave/
Dent ya, leave a concave/
Mental state crazy, insane, engaged membranes/
Brain depraved of sane train of thought waves mayne/
Invade your range, uncaged, a canine with mange/
So if hip-hop is dead in this home of the brave/
Im the undead zombie thats risen out of its grave/
Mayne/

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• pork
• written
• freestyle
• damn
• i'm
• cold
• video
• music
• hip-hop
• lyrics

[colonelpork]

@teetsistheman

I take it that means "wtf" in a bad way?

[teetsistheman]

wtf