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[amyjune1]

that is cute he did it good

[barryc86]

thanks, amy

[JennyPyne]

Hey Mark, here's a quarter, go buy yourself a sense of humor. Glad you're not MY dad!

[cuddlyjune]

so funny!

[Gazs93]

really :O ahh yes.. wow his impersonation aint half bad for someone whos never seen it! and he still called you a bad father.. wtf? haha

[barryc86]

dude... my kid didn't see the movie! i was just kidding with him and asked him to do that for the camera. he doesn't even know what it means. I told Mr. Friendly that, and he kept yelling at me.

[Gazs93]

well thats great news barryc! i hope you continue showing him the great films of the calibre of the shining, to prove to that idiot that just because you watch a film "not recommended for you" that you turn into a mudereous psycho! haha

that guy really needs to get a sense of humour!

[barryc86]

thanks Gazs. I'm happy to report that he's now five and still showing no signs of major psychosis. Thank heaven. I thought for sure he'd be torturing kittens by now based on Mark's warning.

[Gazs93]

you fuckin square this is funny! if this kid grows up to become possessed by a demon hotel and attempts to murder his own family, we'll blame the shining and you will be proved right.. until that day comes, lighten up!

[mark0776829]

If you cant see what is wrong then its really pointless me trying to tell you.

When your kid grows up to be aggressive with behavioural problems you can pride yourself in YOUR parenting skills.

Anyway i wont hold you up, i know youre busy - must be time for babies next bottle of beer.

Have you taught him to smoke yet?

[peachylicous101]

wtfh???

[barryc86]

Mark, since you were clearly wrecked when you wrote your response, I'll be as kind as can be.

1. My man has never seen "The Shining". Great film, but very scary. He was 2.5 YO when this was shot. C'mon. He's seen the food fight scene from "Animal House". That's about it.

2. So, believe it or not, my "bad parenting" has given me a child who will (sometimes) say something for the camera.

3. I have stopped swearing (in general) since he was about 6MO old. So, that's me: dumbass.