Presidential Debate Rap (Spaceship Excellent Episode 5)

This translation of the first Presidential Debate was discovered on the same frequency as the regularly scheduled Spaceship Excellent transmissions.

(OBAMA)
You said that the war in Iraq would be quick. You were wrong. So was Dick.
You said there would be W-M-Ds. You were wrong. There was nothing to see.
You said theres no violence for Shia and Sunni. You were wrong. Wheres our money?
You said that wed be greeted as liberators. You were wrong. Now they hate us.

(MCCAIN)
Must I remind you were winning the war in Iraq?
Well gain victory and come back.
The surged worked well, we are back we are strong,
You thought it was a mistake and you were wrong.
If Iran gets a nuke, its an existential threat to the region.
Nuclear winter tis the season.
Your plan to attack in Iran is naïve.
It all needs to start with getting people to believe.

(OBAMA)
The way to relate is through open communications, conversations, even with hostile nations.
Always preparations but not necessarily pre-conditions. You should be a better listener, to Kissinger.

(MCCAIN)
You cant sit across from a crazy regime, over tea,
and legitimize the deaths that it seeks.
For Israel, it is real, as for Putin youll see.
If you look in his eyes you can read K-G-B.

(OBAMA)
We are at a de-fining mo-ment in history,
We must move swiftly,
To recover our economy, From a legacy,
of George W, now in trouble to the tune,
Of Seven Hundred billion.

(MCCAIN)
For the 700 bill, vote yes I will, thats apparent weve got a package thats transparent.
This isnt the beginning of the end. Its the end of the beginning. It will take time for the winning.

(OBAMA)
Any bail-out needs oversight, isnt over night, those who pay should be getting something back alright.
No free-bee goes to the C-E-Os, with their fat bill folds,
Parachutes arent made of gold.

(MCCAIN)
Debt will only be ending by curbing our spending, but its not insurmountable. Those who fail must be accountable. We cannot simply shrug, earmark spending is a gateway drug.
You plan on spending $800 billion on new pro-grams, you dont understand, pork barrel spending man.
Me, I cut straight to the bone, thats reality, Ive never been elected Miss Congeniality.

(OBAMA)
Tax cuts start from the bottom up,
Cover ninety-five percent,
Main street pays rent.
Priorities start with energy,
independence,
Solar, wind, and un-invented,
Oil wars get ended.

(MCCAIN)
It was my decision for a commission after 9/11
May the victims rest in heaven.
Ive got experience: Bosnia, Somalia, Kosovo.
National security, what about that do you know?

(OBAMA)
We are less respected now than we were 8 years ago. But were still the greatest country on the earth, this I know.

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[Gernald10]

lol I have a Bush doll like that.

:-)

[thatfunnyguy00]

omg those puppets are awesome

[navyseal100]

ima do voodoo on a Bush doll

[navyseal100]

this shi is hot!

[DVDGuy88]

Yeah. What was that last part?

[cjwiley]

You could have LEFT THE OFFENSIVE part out of the end. Until I saw that I thought this was okay, but now I don't like it!

[squeaksteroo]

if that last part was taken out, this video would be freakin amazing.

[cookiemonsterog]

the end was crazy but other wise okay

[AdmiralGreenscreen]

In any case this was fun

[AdmiralGreenscreen]

What the creep was that last bit?

[KurtDunniehue]

I like the balanced exchanges.

I wish more people on youtube showed both sides this well.