Demetri Martin
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He's thinking of mitch hedburg he died he's kinda the same style
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I just saw him less than an hour ago at the dupont theater so i highly doubt hes died......
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nigger
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@OakTelevision he's not dead.
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I expect better from you malaka!
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@OakTelevision he didnt die..
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Giant gay icicles haha
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@tristanpuig AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
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That might the best retort I've heard all year -- and it's January
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@Catmangamer Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved it on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box and will leave it there until my kids turn 12, when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."
DEMETRI MARTIN: the only reason new jersey ever needed to exist
tristanpuig 3 months ago 110
I have no idea who you are, but you are dead. Sucks to be you bro.
superrueben 3 weeks ago 3