edlotus "puerto rican bastard" (lyrics)

por favor see your way out the door
spit the folklore i never paid a broke whore
no allowance check the size of my endowence
swing a ping fuckin with this rappin thing
cunnaling but no cuddling
phone on vibrate so i didnt hear it ring
im on the clock hit the pipe like tony hawk
walk the talk never eat with the lames or cops
slice like a samourai watch me pose for the camera
im as bent as a handle bar so drunk and about to drive your car
shooting babies all over the place im hittin on 20 and recieving the ace
like girls in lace never fight to save face
im kickin so hard i gotta wear a leg brace
feelin loose got the tampico juice
odelay chillin in the bay just like the spruce goose
hittin nitrus the kids they wanna be just like us
you know i keep it nice just like a steamin hot bowl of pork fried ri
but im always gettin swilly tho tell me what the dealio
can i bust a funky flow who can get it movin doe
stop sippin i know all about the trippin kool dippin candy flippin and bong rippin
youre diggin what im spittin cause im kickin like a 3 legged chicken
little bit o wiggin gotta scratch a fricken livin

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• ed lotus
• hip hop
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• bong rip
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• rap
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• homemade
• old school
• tacos
• lame
• breakdance
• underground
• cali
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