Mass-o-Confusion: An Erisian Mystery

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Uploaded by on Oct 14, 2008

For more on Kerry Thornley, please visit www.sondralondon.com.

Confession to Conspiracy
http://sondralondon.com/tales/confess/index.htm

Kerry Went South
http://sondralondon.com/tales/south/index.htm

This is one of the Erisian Mysteries revealed to Sondra London by Kerry Thornley in 1997.

The text is:


1

Priest intones:
"I can beat you at dominoes."

Second priest intones:
"You cannot beat me at dominoes."

Altar boy
passes the plate
To take bets.

Sixty percent
goes to the house.

Forty percent
is divided
Among the winners.

2

Jackass is
brought down
Aisle of chapel
And installed
behind pulpit.

3

Holy Communion
Of pot brownies
& Jose Cuervo tequila
Is served by priest
Who lost at dominoes.

4

"All rise & sing
Hymn Number Five,"
Instructs priest
Who won at dominoes.

Everyone rises and sings
Beautifully,
"Hymn
hymn
fuck him"

5

All play Bingo
For five minutes.

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  • The start of this was taken from a dave allen sketch.

    Dave Allen is funnier IMHO

  • I pray for you. Don't make fun of what is sacred to others.

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