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This is one of the Erisian Mysteries revealed to Sondra London by Kerry Thornley in 1997.
The text is:
1
Priest intones:
"I can beat you at dominoes."
Second priest intones:
"You cannot beat me at dominoes."
Altar boy
passes the plate
To take bets.
Sixty percent
goes to the house.
Forty percent
is divided
Among the winners.
2
Jackass is
brought down
Aisle of chapel
And installed
behind pulpit.
3
Holy Communion
Of pot brownies
& Jose Cuervo tequila
Is served by priest
Who lost at dominoes.
4
"All rise & sing
Hymn Number Five,"
Instructs priest
Who won at dominoes.
Everyone rises and sings
Beautifully,
"Hymn
hymn
fuck him"
5
All play Bingo
For five minutes.
The start of this was taken from a dave allen sketch.
Dave Allen is funnier IMHO
Swallabat 3 months ago
I pray for you. Don't make fun of what is sacred to others.
allhailrat 2 years ago