NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety
I'll torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I'm a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes
Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy
I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew
I'm a trouble making immature imp
I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe I'll never be given wings and
I'm sorry if it's up there cuz I didn't think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings
Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?
Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
My position hasn't been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you'll never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I don't wanna get shot in the chest
Blasphemy, isn't this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore

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[safant1978]

best band there will ever be

[oxrjbizzle1984y]

nofx still has it! i hear their working on a new album! cant fucking wait! nofx doesnt put out bad albums ever! even heavy petting zoo, which a lot of people didn't like had a lot of great songs on it still! nofx hardly ever makes a bad song period, nevermind a bad album! theyve been going for 28 years, i hope they dont stop anytime soon, punk rock legends!!!!!!!

[lifeisublime]

jesus titty fucking christ i love this song

[Oldschoolismylife]

I fucking love this song!!! Discovered it about three weeks ago and I think I listen to this sooooo much now my friends get pissed off when were chillen. Love NoFX... Absolutely love 'em.

[holycrap2275]

@safant1978 I'm 13 and i know who they are cause my dad loves them... i agree. My dad was also in a band, i think he met them...

[LETHALGAB]

yeah

[hauntedgarage14]

what a refreshing song had to go out and buy this album the day it came out and everytime i hear this song I am cheered up! oh and thanks for including the lyrics, nice touch for the people that dont buy the disk!  NOFX is the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!